It's Pub Night 2013 Tweets

 In observance of the 15th anniversary of It's Pub Night on Dec. 3, 2022, I started publishing all the tweets from my Twitter archive.  Also in observance of the possible implosion of Twitter.  This is the batch for 2013.  See also:

January 2013
Tuesday January 01, 2013 04:51 PM

  @jfwellspdx @beervana I didn't get a preview of that. Surprised to see it in the store the other day. You like it?

Thursday January 03, 2013 11:28 AM

  One of the most important lessons my wife has finally gotten through my thick skull is to only buy really good bicycle pumps

Thursday January 03, 2013 03:26 PM

  In commemoration of the new year I washed my office water glass with soap. Scary how different the water looks now

Thursday January 03, 2013 04:26 PM

  Are there any interesting sports games on TV tonight?

Thursday January 03, 2013 07:59 PM

  Tell you what, we'll spot you a point #onepointsafety

Thursday January 03, 2013 08:01 PM

  RT @olllllo: Hop Charge d'Affairs #madeupbeertitles

Thursday January 03, 2013 08:09 PM

  RT @TheFakeNed: I'm naming my new Jazz Flute trio #OnePointSafety

Friday January 04, 2013 11:23 AM

  @jwall4 I've always wanted to go to Krebs, Oklahoma

Friday January 04, 2013 12:59 PM

  RT @Penalosa_G: ½ of all serious head injuries happen inside motor vehicles. If you drive a car WEAR A HELMET (not a Friday funny) http: ...

Friday January 04, 2013 05:00 PM

  RT @tastybeers: I am at a bar and asked what the rotating tap is. Bartender: "Cascadia Dark Ale." Me: "Who makes it?" Him: "Uhhh...Casca ...

Friday January 04, 2013 05:59 PM

  Tons of brewers in the house at Beer for the Breakside takeover. Widmer turned out in force for Jacob - good sports

Friday January 04, 2013 06:17 PM

  @samuraiartist He vehemently denies that rumor. His new gig is at a place called Quarts

Friday January 04, 2013 06:27 PM

  New scary word: castranets

Monday January 07, 2013 10:10 AM

  RT @extramsg: I'm old: reminisced about lodging the tuning knob on our TV halfway between 3 & 4 so I could see boobs on HBO. "What's ...

Monday January 07, 2013 04:06 PM

  RT @dontdrinkbeer: No One Gives a Shit About Your Top 10 Beers of 2012

Monday January 07, 2013 09:52 PM

  I have a little bit of colored vinyl, but startled to realize I don't own any picture disks. Fixing that may be my #newyearsresolution

Tuesday January 08, 2013 10:38 AM

  @MattSNZ I already have the original and the quadrophonic Paranoids, if I can find the picture disk that will complete the set

Tuesday January 08, 2013 07:04 PM

  Best thing about the Schlitz globe at the Moonshine Tavern? It rotates so that the sun rises in the west #beerscience

Wednesday January 09, 2013 06:09 PM

  @halfbipolar Yeah, good call. I definitely think of @CookingAsshole as I'm reading @dontdrinkbeer.

Thursday January 10, 2013 10:52 AM

  I am really farting around today, this is less productive than a meeting day

Thursday January 10, 2013 11:12 AM

  @BikePortland In my dream world, SE/NE 20th/21st would have no auto traffic and no parking

Thursday January 10, 2013 02:59 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I just now got the full meaning of your joke about Ben and PINTS #slow

Thursday January 10, 2013 03:09 PM

  @samuraiartist I forgot how Zach wanted it to be the anti-Breakside. Funny joke, you can go ahead and quit your day job

Thursday January 10, 2013 03:40 PM

  @dontdrinkbeer @mdolemite @halfbipolar @cookingasshole We think of your mom when we look at Brazzers

Thursday January 10, 2013 03:45 PM

  RT @MikeHaircut: 7-11 clerk: "$7.11" Me: "How apropos!" 7-11 clerk: No response.

Thursday January 10, 2013 04:25 PM

  @PortlandAfoot Cracks me up: people who have too many cars to park on their own property are offended that someone else would do the same

Thursday January 10, 2013 04:58 PM

  @PortlandAfoot But the current occupants moved in knowing the situation. BTW whose side are you on :-)

Friday January 11, 2013 08:03 AM

  If your New Year's resolution is to write more beer reviews, remember to use the Beer Review Generator:… #beerreview

Friday January 11, 2013 10:04 AM

  RT @mdolemite: Writer's block solved “@itspubnight: If your NY's resolution is to write more beer reviews, use Beer Review Generator: ht ...

Friday January 11, 2013 03:46 PM

  Outside the Derby Barn at Oaks Park. What is this, an old Chuckie Cheese?

Friday January 11, 2013 05:34 PM

  #ff RT @SamuraiArtist #if #I #make #all #my #tweets #hashtags #and #followfridays #ff #will #I #get #more #followers?

Friday January 11, 2013 05:58 PM

  @juiceboxstoneem Oh yeah I forgot they park planes there too @kill_nye

Sunday January 13, 2013 03:37 PM

  RT @CookingAsshole: Hey John McAfee, I'm in Portland too. Let's fucking party.

Sunday January 13, 2013 03:38 PM

  I hope the people who write the Subway ads smoke a turd in hell for each second their jingles are stuck in my mind

Sunday January 13, 2013 04:31 PM

  @CookingAsshole Just remember not to let McAfee give you his "security scan"

Monday January 14, 2013 09:19 AM

  @yaeger Haven't I told you? @Newschoolbeer was my idea from the get go. I taught @SamuraiArtist everything he knows

Monday January 14, 2013 08:17 PM

  One nice thing about California is they still have Allagash. Good Karma has Tripel and Interlude on tap, (and awesome vegan food)

Monday January 14, 2013 09:57 PM

  Overheard at the bar (NOT Good Karma): "Most beers are wet-hopped, but then some are dry-hopped" LMFAO!!!! #wethops

Monday January 14, 2013 10:00 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I'm laying my head in Sunnyvale but drinking in San Jose

Monday January 14, 2013 10:18 PM

  Identical twin balloon twisters just got off the bus #Notmakingthisup

Tuesday January 15, 2013 08:36 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Frustrated with uneducated staff at beer bar or brewery? @ItsPubNight rants about it in his new Piss and Vinegar colu ...

Tuesday January 15, 2013 05:07 PM

  Only 1 comment on my New School column? Not tons of ignorant beertender anecdotes? @SamuraiArtist is going to fire me…

Tuesday January 15, 2013 09:54 PM

  @JfwellsPDX You got some kind of homograph agenda?

Tuesday January 15, 2013 09:59 PM

  @pdxcoug It happens all the time. To name a couple places I like but where I often get confused servers: Hophouse and Bazi

Tuesday January 15, 2013 10:19 PM

  Thanks to VH1's one-hit wonders show, I now know one of my favorite Jane's Addiction songs was by this other band called Blind Melon

Tuesday January 15, 2013 10:41 PM

  RT @richardmiller: Sometimes I pity the writers at the Onion. MT @rdfrs: Satanists Plan Rally in Support of Florida Gov. Rick Scott. htt ...

Wednesday January 16, 2013 01:00 AM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Now you've got me all hot and bothered you little minx @NewSchoolBeer

Wednesday January 16, 2013 01:06 AM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @NewSchoolBeer BTW one anecdote I omitted was when the Leary Traveler had Laurelwood Gearhead listed as a Washington beer

Wednesday January 16, 2013 09:01 AM

  New post on It's Pub Night: Piss and Vinegar on the New School…

Wednesday January 16, 2013 10:36 PM

  Not having cable TV at home makes a hotel stay into stupid playtime. Watching "Double Divas" on Lifetime about an Atlanta lingerie store

Wednesday January 16, 2013 11:02 PM

  @Dukester I can feel my brain rotting. The bra show was too terrible even for me

Thursday January 17, 2013 11:05 AM

  On the fourth day of the trip, I might -- MIGHT -- get the 3 people I came here to see together in one room

Thursday January 17, 2013 02:21 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Thanks, glad to hear it! Hopefully not just a bunch of vinegar geeks or piss fans

Thursday January 17, 2013 08:02 PM

  Total sausage party in newish multi-tap in Sunnyvale: 19 male customers and 1 lady with her twice-the-age date. Tasty Moylan's Harvest tho

Friday January 18, 2013 09:22 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Did you say you had a hand in Prime Directive?

Sunday January 20, 2013 01:07 PM

  Observation: If you want to meet dog-owning Portland men, take a walk during halftime on a sunny day

Sunday January 20, 2013 02:47 PM

  "The beer that leaves no taste behind" #truthinadvertising

Monday January 21, 2013 09:57 AM

  New blog post: Hollywood Beverage: Eastside Liquor + Beer Store… - Cheap beer prices!

Monday January 21, 2013 06:48 PM

  Jupiter is right next to the moon. So rare to get a good look at either in Portland this time of year, it's a nice treat

Monday January 21, 2013 06:53 PM

  @mmcooljam @tastybeers The @HorseBrassPub isn't loading for me right now, what's up with that?

Tuesday January 22, 2013 10:23 AM

  @epeep qu'est-ce que tu as, mon pote?

Tuesday January 22, 2013 02:50 PM

  Lucky Lab NW has Occidental Dunkel on a guest tap (cc: @Beervana). Also Super Duper Gin Dog, highly recommended

Tuesday January 22, 2013 03:22 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @yaeger @snobritch That Reviewer Card is stupid. Might as well have a Yelp tattoo on your forehead

Tuesday January 22, 2013 03:26 PM

  Never mind @Beervana, the NWLL had Occidental's DunkelWEIZEN on tap. Tasty, but not the vaunted Dunkel Lager. Chalkboard just said "Dunkel"

Tuesday January 22, 2013 03:40 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @Beervana Those guys make some tasty beer, nice that they're mining a different vein than everyone else

Tuesday January 22, 2013 04:06 PM

  Just realized our beer-named mayor Sam Adams was replaced by a mayor who shares the name of a smaller but closer brewery: Hales #beermayor

Tuesday January 22, 2013 04:06 PM

  RT @JesseRad: That restaurant review card is a good way to get something unsavory put into your food. You'd be a worse target than a cop.

Wednesday January 23, 2013 01:05 PM

  RT @BaseCampBrewing: Dbl down 2nite w us: 5:30 tasting @CapsAndCorks in NW #PDX aaand hit up BaseCamp at 6 to help tap a keg of our Accl ...

Wednesday January 23, 2013 03:19 PM

  @BaseCampBrewing I'm sad that I haven't been in since you opened. If not tonight, it will happen soon

Wednesday January 23, 2013 03:23 PM

  Gym weirdo of the day: says someone took his towel, stands still over hand dryer, smacks it HARD each time it shuts off BAM! 30 reps or so

Wednesday January 23, 2013 03:25 PM

  RT @extramsg: Got @MMMtacospdx @Zagat score. Decor: 16. Every cart I've checked has at least a 20. People would rather be outside than i ...

Wednesday January 23, 2013 03:28 PM

  @Dukester That's cool. Was it homemade? Romanian Romanian or Hungarian Romanian?

Wednesday January 23, 2013 03:32 PM

  @JesseRad Yeah, he wasn't THAT weird. Though some guys really love those dryers.

Thursday January 24, 2013 12:25 PM

  What scofflaw left these giant horse turds in the street? Oh yeah, the cops

Thursday January 24, 2013 02:47 PM

  Always enjoy hearing #thecardigans in a weird context: today the gym played Tom Jones/Cardigans Burning Down the House:…

Thursday January 24, 2013 02:50 PM

  @JesseRad Jason from Solera brewed a fresh hop beer called Red Fang in 2011 when he was still brewing at Big Horse

Thursday January 24, 2013 02:54 PM

  @JesseRad And I assume you've heard of @MaltBallPDX -

Thursday January 24, 2013 08:52 PM

  @SamuraiArtist How's the Beer IQ over at the Hophouse tonight?

Friday January 25, 2013 12:46 PM

  What vegetable beer will @DrBenLove make year? RT @FruitBeerFest: 2013 Portland Fruit Beer Festival June 8-9, start getting excited now!

Friday January 25, 2013 12:52 PM

  Damn 140 characters... *this* year

Friday January 25, 2013 04:43 PM

  @texpatriate Which highway are you walking along?

Friday January 25, 2013 05:13 PM

  @SamuraiArtist That's a bit far from home, and maybe past bedtime. I might hit @TheBeermongers on the way home to try B****** B***

Friday January 25, 2013 06:06 PM

  @texpatriate Holy crap! Buy him a beer for me, then make him buy you one from me. Tell him to follow me on twit - I'm 1 of his 4 followers

Saturday January 26, 2013 08:24 AM

  @StanHieronymus That might depend on which brewery is sponsoring the swim meet

Saturday January 26, 2013 08:28 AM

  @SamuraiArtist Tonight or last night?

Saturday January 26, 2013 08:49 AM

  Fun fact: 3 of the 6 contributors to @NewSchoolBeer have addresses on #MainStreet: @ElGordo, @yaeger, and me.

Saturday January 26, 2013 08:57 AM

  @tsiatko Next best thing to a Park Avenue address

Saturday January 26, 2013 09:20 AM

  @yaeger @elgordo @newschoolbeer what kind of beer does she like?

Monday January 28, 2013 09:18 AM

  @turbodog @EcoGrrlNetwork No one bats an eye at a $5K junker commuter car. If you bike everyday, get a $5K custom heirloom USA-made bike

Monday January 28, 2013 09:55 AM

  @turbodog @SnobRitch @EcoGrrlNetwork Custom bike is hard to hide, nearly unfenceable. Keep a cheap spare for high-risk parking situations

Monday January 28, 2013 04:56 PM

  @tastybeers That's a bunch of taps.

Monday January 28, 2013 08:07 PM

  I can forgive the OPB intern for mispronoucing a Somali name, but "clat-SKAY-knee"?

Tuesday January 29, 2013 09:34 AM

  New blog post: Good Karma Vegan Cafe, San Jose… - a hidden gem in the beer-deprived Silicon Valley

Tuesday January 29, 2013 10:32 AM

  Hmm I guess the correct order is: remove large old messages from 89% quota IMAP folder, and THEN copy last year's into a new folder #oops

Tuesday January 29, 2013 04:23 PM

  RT @kscaldef: @cascadebrewing I applaud your experiments in economics. I think you might have found where the supply and demand curves meet.

Wednesday January 30, 2013 10:42 AM

  RT @latlansky: Argh pinterest and tumblr users : credit the artist. credit the artist. CREDIT. THE. ARTIST. Don't know who it is? FIGURE ...

Wednesday January 30, 2013 05:23 PM

  Guy ahead of me at Pearl Specialty bought 2L of Coke Zero, and 1.5L of Jim Beam Rye. Doesn't sound like a good drink to me

Thursday January 31, 2013 09:58 AM

  New blog post: 2012 Pub Night Memories… - blurry slideshow of last year

Thursday January 31, 2013 03:32 PM

  Read in @portlandmercury that Oregon Brewers Guild (@oregonbeer) was renamed Oregon Craft Beer. It's not true, right? I hate the C-word

Close January 2013

February 2013
Friday February 01, 2013 10:15 AM

  I'm glad @lagunitasT pulled an Ozzy and ended his Twitter retirement. Hilarious unfiltered burst of tweets

Friday February 01, 2013 01:01 PM

  Reading the Merc's Drink Local guide. The flowcharts and "Many Types of ..." pages are completely unfunny

Friday February 01, 2013 02:25 PM

  Nun better RT @mdolemite: Smokin'! “@lostabbey: Lost Abbey’s Very First Super Bowl Ad

Friday February 01, 2013 03:01 PM

  @texpatriate Yesterday at the gym I zoned out for a minute paging thru ipod while wiping my sweat off the elliptical handle #allinthewrist

Friday February 01, 2013 04:20 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: i am so annoyed by the anti-fluoridation folks that even if I was tempted to side with them I wont now, they come off ...

Friday February 01, 2013 04:24 PM

  Aren't there enough anti-science right-wingers out there? Please Portland hippies, don't turn your backs on science #fluoridation

Friday February 01, 2013 04:27 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I guess you saw @BurnsideBrewco retweeted @fluoridefreepdx earlier?

Friday February 01, 2013 04:34 PM

  @martincizmar @SamuraiArtist Yes. Started skeptical, but the science is unequivocal. Social equity issue, no downside to health or beer!

Friday February 01, 2013 05:12 PM

  @Kill_Nye I was amazed to find no F here. When I got to love the taste of the water I opposed adding it. But it turns out you can't taste it

Friday February 01, 2013 05:21 PM

  Holy crap I'm biking home in the daylight

Friday February 01, 2013 06:03 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard That looks like fun!

Friday February 01, 2013 06:05 PM

  @HerrMag Good point! Artisan wooden dentures are so Portland

Friday February 01, 2013 07:52 PM

  Finally made it to Boke Bowl - yum - now we're amazed to be 2nd row for Seth Meyers at the Newmark #luckyticketpurchase

Friday February 01, 2013 11:03 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Did San Diego beer get worse when they started fluoridating in 2011? Is fluoride hurting Seattle, Corvallis, or Astoria beer?

Saturday February 02, 2013 11:05 AM

  .@JfwellsPDX I take @UprightBrewing's word for it that fluroide won't hurt beer, 2nd letter on this link:…

Saturday February 02, 2013 11:09 AM

  @JfwellsPDX Yep, and the water too. If it hurt our great water's taste, I'd be against it. It doesn't, so I'm not.

Sunday February 03, 2013 01:30 PM

  @ajds Map joke: What did Delaware to the ball? Her New Jersey.

Tuesday February 05, 2013 09:00 AM

  RT @pdxcommute: Study: The Link Between Kids Who Walk or Bike to School and Concentration via @theatlanticcities @b ...

Tuesday February 05, 2013 11:11 AM

  Cool blog post by @Grotusque, a glassware taste test:…. Hope he does more experiments.

Tuesday February 05, 2013 12:14 PM

  Awesome! RT @SamuraiArtist: Brewer Trading Cards are here featuring your fav Portland brewers…

Tuesday February 05, 2013 03:00 PM

  16 oz?!?! Bailey's has gone to the dark side? RT @baileystaproom: Portland Brewing Night! Free glass w/ 16oz purchase.

Tuesday February 05, 2013 03:15 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I claim Tuesday

Wednesday February 06, 2013 05:53 PM

  This would be a good pretentious developer name: Meta Programming Peace (hopefully very few of my tweeps will get this joke)

Thursday February 07, 2013 12:08 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Make sure your lunch at SN only contains wet produce and wet meat, none of that fresh dried stuff they're known to use

Thursday February 07, 2013 02:41 PM

  RT @PortlandPoutine: The Pig Pen from Hog Time (SW 3rd & Washington) is poutinesque - photo courtesy @andrewclarsen ...

Friday February 08, 2013 12:35 PM

  RT @halfbipolar: pillowfight plays Club 21 Tomorrow Saturday 9th, 10pm, meet the new crew! come and rock n roll -FREE

Friday February 08, 2013 12:36 PM

  @halfbipolar I love that place

Friday February 08, 2013 03:10 PM

  You can take beer into the toilets there? RT @SnobRitch: Having a Quad at Gigantic while waiting on a guy to call me about a bowling ball

Friday February 08, 2013 04:51 PM

  RT @lompocbeer: The Lompoc Tavern (as it will now be called) on NW 23rd is coming along nicely, and we anticipate opening in May!

Saturday February 09, 2013 10:26 PM

  Oh awesome, Club 21 also has a Schlitz globe with a Western sunrise

Sunday February 10, 2013 01:10 PM

  The Schwinn gang is at Lucky Lab NW

Sunday February 10, 2013 01:24 PM

  Next big thing will be Long Island Iced Tea Barrel aged beers

Sunday February 10, 2013 02:56 PM

  RT @portlandbeer: 7 Barleywines in 90 minutes! Details to follow. After a nap. #craftbeer #naptime

Monday February 11, 2013 11:17 AM

  Wow I just found a link spam comment that survived exactly one year on the blog. Dunno how I missed it.

Monday February 11, 2013 12:07 PM

  RT @beermusingskris: @tputs @BeerBrewin Ben's right. Use @itspubnight calculation tool for beer math:…

Monday February 11, 2013 03:42 PM

  Is the antipope Catholic? #rhetoricalchateauneufdupapequestion

Tuesday February 12, 2013 10:30 AM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: How do you tip your bartender? @itspubnight goes on his monthly rant for @newschoolbeer on tipping etiquette http://t ...

Tuesday February 12, 2013 10:43 AM

  @CoopersAlehouse @UrbanBeerHiker @NewSchoolBeer Hmm... I admit I don't have bartending experience. There's no restaurant exception?

Tuesday February 12, 2013 12:09 PM

  @pdx_pedicab What's the correct pedicab tip?

Tuesday February 12, 2013 12:19 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I hope I'm back in your good graces after lathering you up last month

Tuesday February 12, 2013 12:50 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker We were going to take one of those beer baths together but we couldn't agree what color beer

Tuesday February 12, 2013 03:08 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @Beervana Unfortunately wasn't a statement against pants though

Wednesday February 13, 2013 11:53 AM

  RT @zythophiliac: I am drinking St Bernardus Abt 12 from a Stella glass. May the gods of beer forgive me.

Wednesday February 13, 2013 02:44 PM

  So @PNCA replaced a useful bank of staple bike racks with clumsy round ones? Why do non-bicyclists get put in charge of bike rack choices?

Wednesday February 13, 2013 03:40 PM

  @biergut I'm jealous

Wednesday February 13, 2013 03:58 PM

  Same block as Natl Alcoholism Council #convenient RT @beerpulse: Mikkeller opening bar in San Fran… @mikkellerbarsf

Wednesday February 13, 2013 05:26 PM

  RT @bryankeilty: Doing an event tonight @ Caps and Corks on NW 17th, 5:30-7:30. Swing by and have a pint!

Wednesday February 13, 2013 06:15 PM

  Have I mentioned that I hate facebook? Why can't I remove things from my timeline that I don't want there?

Wednesday February 13, 2013 06:33 PM

  Then, when you go on Facebook help forums, it isn't moderated by someone who knows what is up, it's 1000 answers by facebooking retards

Wednesday February 13, 2013 06:37 PM

  @austinmags @ILoveBeerBlog "you’ll see the woman in the photo is looking to raise $20,000 for her medical care."…

Wednesday February 13, 2013 07:07 PM

  Thanks, Twitter, for listening to me bitch about Facebook

Thursday February 14, 2013 07:08 PM

  No use bringing home a heart-shaped pizza if a teenager gets to it before anyone else in the house gets to see its Valentiney shape #fb

Thursday February 14, 2013 07:14 PM

  @jwall4 Wait, are you in Oregon? Are you going to be in PDX this weekend?

Friday February 15, 2013 11:40 AM

  RT @dontdrinkbeer: Lagunitas Sucks IPA: Making Poor People Feel Relevant In The Beer World Every Day

Friday February 15, 2013 03:28 PM

  I'm kinda lame at pop-culture stuff, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around Jodie Foster being BFFs with Mel Gibson

Friday February 15, 2013 04:48 PM

  @AGSHender Damn that looks fun

Saturday February 16, 2013 09:10 AM

  So have any aliens emerged from the Russian "meteor" yet?

Saturday February 16, 2013 11:11 AM

  @SamuraiArtist Zwickelmania holds no interest for me, but it's a day breweries can put on a great show for big crowds. Not a bad thing

Saturday February 16, 2013 11:12 AM

  @SamuraiArtist You forget that @yaeger never sleeps anyway

Saturday February 16, 2013 02:49 PM

  @SeaBreweryTour Scary.

Saturday February 16, 2013 04:51 PM

  In a weird reversal, I just moved a case of beer from my basement to the cooler at @TheBeermongers. Generous 25th bottle from @goodbye_ohio

Sunday February 17, 2013 08:25 AM

  @JfwellsPDX Just show up and tip your bartender

Sunday February 17, 2013 11:27 AM

  @SamuraiArtist You should come up with a Ft. George-based beer cocktail called "The Topless Coffee Girl"

Sunday February 17, 2013 12:20 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Or 20% of free beer.

Sunday February 17, 2013 01:19 PM

  @SamuraiArtist What the hell man, why aren't you at the most obscure beer vertical in Oregon?

Sunday February 17, 2013 05:52 PM

  I never imagined 3 unopened bottles of Jubel 2000 existed, let alone that 3 people would kick them in to a Sunday Jubelale tasting

Monday February 18, 2013 11:02 AM

  RT @lagunitasT: Building anything is like a form of war. You make the best possible plan, then tear it up once the real fighting begins...

Monday February 18, 2013 11:51 AM

  I'm doing so badly at Minesweeper today that it's a good thing I'm not doing real work instead #rationalization

Monday February 18, 2013 11:54 AM

  Man @kilobees is killing it with the hilarious retweets today

Monday February 18, 2013 11:57 AM

  BOOKMARKED!!! RT @texpatriate: "@Jezebel: This Ain't No Porn Star Vagina: Large Labias Need Love Too"

Monday February 18, 2013 03:43 PM

  RT @Beervana: A meme lately about cost and value of beer. I'll throw this into the mix: what's the cost of time?…

Monday February 18, 2013 04:25 PM

  RT @YourAnonNews: The social media manager for Wendy's… RT @amyrosebrown: My real life nightmare is playing out over on @BurgerKing

Monday February 18, 2013 04:31 PM

  @BikePortland @hotcouponmama If you like your car, you should be delighted about everyone that reduces your traffic by not driving

Tuesday February 19, 2013 10:50 AM

  RT @pereiracycles: RT @BikePortland Ira Ryan and Tony Pereira team up to launch 'Breadwinner Cycles' >> here ...

Tuesday February 19, 2013 11:31 AM

  This old Eyebeam comic about meteorites has been on my mind:… #fb

Tuesday February 19, 2013 02:32 PM

  RT @JfwellsPDX: I am afraid I just don't understand why someone would follow Burger King on twitter in the first place.

Tuesday February 19, 2013 03:05 PM

  I've had Rocky Raccoon stuck in my head for over a week, but I'm hoping Swingtown is taking over now

Tuesday February 19, 2013 04:36 PM

  The dude my company wants to hire as a QA #consultant has a Corvette as his LinkedIn avatar. Sounds like $$$$ down the drain

Tuesday February 19, 2013 04:39 PM

  @JesseRad Guessing 44. Which is similar to 16.

Wednesday February 20, 2013 10:03 AM

  Dreamt a terrible driver was taking me to a circus. Also describes the conference call I'm about to be on

Wednesday February 20, 2013 11:03 AM

  @rojasburke What was the result of all that in our entangled parallel universe?

Wednesday February 20, 2013 11:08 AM

  @martincizmar They used to say that about Cascades and Madonna

Wednesday February 20, 2013 11:10 AM

  RT @BREWPUBLIC: New beer from @BridgePortBrew launches on draught and bottles tomorrow. Bear Hug Cherry Chocolate Stout ...

Wednesday February 20, 2013 05:01 PM

  Maybe @beerdouche should give this a go: RT @AleTrail: Beer Expert Goat knows way more than you do about #beer…

Wednesday February 20, 2013 06:00 PM

  OMG check the customer images b4 they're censored: RT @extramsg: "Playmobil Airport Security Checkpoint."

Thursday February 21, 2013 10:38 AM

  @Beervana Great writeup, Jeff! Now I guess I have to count those ballots and write it up myself

Thursday February 21, 2013 10:38 AM

  RT @Beervana: What can we learn from a ten year vertical? A lot, as you might guess.… Thanks to @itspubnight for ...

Thursday February 21, 2013 10:45 AM

  Turns out those hilarious Playmobil Airport Security customer images have been on Amazon for months and years. Sorry to scare @SnobRitch

Thursday February 21, 2013 11:22 AM

  @Beervana You didn't want to weigh in on the Jubel 2000 horizontal aspect of the tasting?

Thursday February 21, 2013 04:03 PM

  CAPTCHA this, internet

Thursday February 21, 2013 04:05 PM

  Literally RT @ConOat: Essentially RT @Benjamin_Parks: Basically, people who say "basically" or "essentially" are essentially blowhards.

Thursday February 21, 2013 04:25 PM

  I'm really looking forward to Unfollow Friday #uf #teamunfollowback

Friday February 22, 2013 05:30 PM

  Damn glad the wife noticed in the paper that #SexMob is playing PDX tomorrow. I've got to stay more up to date, I almost missed it

Friday February 22, 2013 05:32 PM

  RT @31saisons: Chile beers are my lip botox.

Saturday February 23, 2013 10:25 AM

  The danger of Twitter is you start formatting all your thoughts as tweets. Like this one

Saturday February 23, 2013 12:40 PM

  "The Tickle Monster" is a stupid graffiti tag

Sunday February 24, 2013 12:18 AM

  Incredible incredible music by Sex Mob tonight. Words fail me

Sunday February 24, 2013 01:18 PM

  Are there more joggers since Silver Linings Playbook came out or is it my imagination?

Sunday February 24, 2013 07:37 PM

  The Academy Awards is playing even more James Bond music than Sex Mob did last night. Sorry, I'll shut up about it in a couple days

Sunday February 24, 2013 08:49 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Did you like DDL in There Will Be Blood? Pretty eccentric/amazing performance

Sunday February 24, 2013 08:52 PM

  If Beasts of the Southern Wild doesn't win, I'm resigning from the Academy.

Sunday February 24, 2013 08:57 PM

  @SamuraiArtist You should start an Oscars blog

Monday February 25, 2013 10:42 AM

  Way to go! RT @Beervana: I've been blogging for ten years... it took me 5 weeks to realize it:…

Monday February 25, 2013 05:28 PM

  "Is that the meat you wanted to eat, How would you ever know?" -- Motörhead #topicalmotorhead

Tuesday February 26, 2013 09:34 AM

  Get thee behind me, Twitter

Tuesday February 26, 2013 09:52 AM

  New blog post: Jubelale Ten-year Vertical (Plus Jubel 2000)…

Tuesday February 26, 2013 11:01 AM

  @lucyburningham Sorry about that, you're in good company. It was pretty disorganized

Tuesday February 26, 2013 11:38 AM

  On @BikePortland right now: "The [I-5] Columbia River Crossing they don't want you to see":… cc: @repjulesbailey

Tuesday February 26, 2013 02:41 PM

  I approve of the spaghetti-strap workout outfit #atthegym

Tuesday February 26, 2013 03:09 PM

  @JesseRad Um... I don't know if I can be your twitter friend if you have never been to Horse Brass. Drop what you're doing, go right now

Tuesday February 26, 2013 03:14 PM

  @lucyburningham Second @SamuraiArtist's thoughts. Apex is the best in PDX right now. Bailey's rules. PLEASE don't put Henry's on the list

Tuesday February 26, 2013 03:27 PM

  @JesseRad Weekend?!?! Are you trying to kill me? That's 3 days from now. The Horse Brass *started* all this beer stuff, it's not optional

Wednesday February 27, 2013 01:21 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @Notteham Uh oh, looks like Beer Confusion at the @ohophouse. But in fairness, @belmontstation often sells bottles of BM

Wednesday February 27, 2013 01:24 PM

  Pun intended, BTW

Wednesday February 27, 2013 01:34 PM

  @Notteham Surely we should be united against the common enemy!

Wednesday February 27, 2013 01:45 PM

  This @GiganticBrewing End of Reason is so good that I just spilled a bunch of it on my clothes. Must try if you like dark Belgians

Wednesday February 27, 2013 01:54 PM

  @beermusingskris Hey, how was the taplist at White Owl? It's just down the street from me

Wednesday February 27, 2013 05:37 PM

  RT @LLBarleywine: More Beers are in. The list has been updated! #LLBW13

Thursday February 28, 2013 08:14 AM

  I'm alarmed to learn that Anheuser-Busch has been adulterating perfectly good water with their beer

Thursday February 28, 2013 11:11 AM

  @Beervana If his dog's name surprised you, maybe you haven't heard the name of @yaeger's child? cc @martincizmar

Thursday February 28, 2013 11:19 AM

  @Beeronomics That's cool, I was thinking about La Cave à Bulles just this morning

Thursday February 28, 2013 03:16 PM

  RT @portlandbeer: Here comes the 2013 @LuckyLabPDX Big Beer and Barleywine Tastival!… #craftbeer

Thursday February 28, 2013 03:21 PM

  @Kill_Nye Congratulations! That's awesome

Thursday February 28, 2013 04:06 PM

  @Kill_Nye My daughter's a Rosebud (Slamnesia) so your derby posts catch my eye

Thursday February 28, 2013 05:45 PM

  @BikePortland @BTAOregon That's depressing.

Close February 2013

March 2013
Saturday March 02, 2013 01:04 PM

  Honk at them. That will teach them a lesson they won't soon forget

Saturday March 02, 2013 01:12 PM

  Don't often see dozens of Harleys at the Baptist church on 20th. Funeral :-( #fb

Saturday March 02, 2013 06:21 PM

  Hey poker experts: is this pimple above my right eye a "tell"?

Monday March 04, 2013 11:28 AM

  RT @DeschutesPDXPub: New on tap: Super Jubel! A little post winter cheer with this Pinot Aged beauty. 10% abv 65 IBU #pdxbeer

Monday March 04, 2013 11:30 AM

  Had a dream that my Twitter account got marked "Tainted", and couldn't get untainted. Pretty lame to have a #twitterdream

Monday March 04, 2013 11:42 AM

  @ConOat Your stress dream was more legit than mine

Wednesday March 06, 2013 10:28 AM

  New blog post: Two More Thoughts on Jubel(ale)… - Double Jubel is on tap now; Great Jubelale story from @JfwellsPDX

Wednesday March 06, 2013 11:18 AM

  000 Feet Ahead RT @rojasburke: Boston's deficient street nomenclature: a pictorial rant:…

Wednesday March 06, 2013 11:32 AM

  @JfwellsPDX Sounds good. Thanks for coming to the tasting, and contributing the great anecdote

Wednesday March 06, 2013 12:09 PM

  @texpatriate Your life is like the beginning of a porn movie -- walking in on the carpet cleaning man; maid vacuuming your vibrator up...

Wednesday March 06, 2013 12:21 PM

  @texpatriate That's why it's best to skip the beginning of porn movies. Maybe your pool boy can take it to the next level

Thursday March 07, 2013 01:55 PM

  Gym weirdo of the day: guy stands on the locker room bench to put his socks on balancing on each leg #whoarethesepeople

Thursday March 07, 2013 01:56 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Are these Honest Wild Ales? Or just stinky domesticated ales?

Thursday March 07, 2013 02:03 PM

  @SamuraiArtist That would be a cool name for a festival, Bastardized Americanized Beer Festival #babf13

Thursday March 07, 2013 02:52 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Are you going to join the New School's Main Street Axis?

Thursday March 07, 2013 03:01 PM

  RT @clearlydiluted: Thing to check for when proof reading cover letters: euthanasia ≠ enthusiasm

Thursday March 07, 2013 03:19 PM

  @ifcportlandia "Hooch for your pooch" seen on a PDX grocery shelf today (technically from Bend) -…

Friday March 08, 2013 12:34 PM

  I have arrived at Potato Champion to find it closed more times than I've found it open

Saturday March 09, 2013 01:08 PM

  Memo to near future self: do not drink more after leaving the Barleywine Festival

Saturday March 09, 2013 04:04 PM

  OH at the Barleywine Festival: These glasses have a good handfeel

Monday March 11, 2013 08:51 AM

  Finished up my monthly rant for @NewSchoolBeer. Look for it tomorrow. Death to cheater pints!

Monday March 11, 2013 02:21 PM

  Deschutes PDX is serving a fatali pepper sausage today. Wonder if @SnobRitch is their supplier

Tuesday March 12, 2013 10:25 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: new opinion column from @itspubnight "Piss and Vinegar: Why Isn't Your Beer Served in Marked Glassware?" ...

Tuesday March 12, 2013 12:10 PM

  Seriously? Someone is doing a St. Patrick's Day pub crawl called "Green Kegs and Hammered"? pee-yew #stinkypun

Tuesday March 12, 2013 03:39 PM

  @PDXbeerhound @JesseRad Thanks, gents. Fight the cheaters.

Tuesday March 12, 2013 05:15 PM

  Even the good parts of today were a little bit shitty

Tuesday March 12, 2013 10:49 PM

  @urbanbeerhiker @newschoolbeer To the ramparts!

Wednesday March 13, 2013 12:19 PM

  RT @Grotusque: HEATHENS. Pay no attention to the 'white smoke'. I AM YOUR POPE. THE SPACE POPE.

Wednesday March 13, 2013 01:24 PM

  RT @peeweeherman: FRANCIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday March 13, 2013 04:13 PM

  @DaveKnowsPDX But really that was a surprisingly lame list

Wednesday March 13, 2013 04:54 PM

  @beerinator What the hell am I going to do without Google Reader?

Wednesday March 13, 2013 10:21 PM

  The new Bowie album is amazing. Daughter got it for a birthday present, great addition to the household music collection

Thursday March 14, 2013 03:38 PM

  Why is #SXSW suddenly 10,000 times more important this year? #fb

Thursday March 14, 2013 03:53 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @Beervana It looks like that bill never passed. This link seems to show that it died:…

Thursday March 14, 2013 03:54 PM

  RT @kscaldef: @itspubnight You're just following the #wrongpeople this year. I think you're the first person I've heard mention it.

Thursday March 14, 2013 03:57 PM

  @kscaldef But it's not just twitter, it's also every public radio station in the country

Thursday March 14, 2013 04:05 PM

  @socialretard WTF, I thought there were 28 days in February, not 14. Was it leap year?

Thursday March 14, 2013 06:55 PM

  Blast from the past: Charlie at @HigginsPDX said today he used to have a Schludwiller T-shirt, youtubed by @Beervana:…

Thursday March 14, 2013 06:56 PM

  @gabrielamadeus Is there some kind of fluorescent lighting ban up there?

Thursday March 14, 2013 07:08 PM

  Restrained myself from a snarky facebook post #smallvictories

Thursday March 14, 2013 07:12 PM

  Oh yeah, I have a family?

Thursday March 14, 2013 07:21 PM

  I've got a lot of shit to get done before April Fool's Day

Thursday March 14, 2013 09:06 PM

  RT @beerinator: Turns out if you start your first beer blog in 2003 and do nothing but build beer sites since, you're not considered to ...

Friday March 15, 2013 07:34 AM

  Even @Oregonian circulation is podunk: after making me create a super-strong password, they emailed it to me plain text #unclearOnTheConcept

Friday March 15, 2013 02:24 PM

  @austin_c_baker woot!

Sunday March 17, 2013 11:34 AM

  Oh no, the newspaper says Ladd's Inn closed. Should I be sad I never made it in there?

Sunday March 17, 2013 05:20 PM

  Didn't @beerherejohnny coin the term "crafty beer" a couple years ago? Now it's everywhere, just heard it in an NPR story.

Tuesday March 19, 2013 11:52 AM

  I really am going to be adrift when Google Reader goes away. Alternatives?

Tuesday March 19, 2013 03:39 PM

  @bookhart Feedly was recommended by @JesseRad, when I get a minute I'll install it in Firefox and check it out

Tuesday March 19, 2013 04:08 PM

  Dear boss: You might know more about something I've been working on than me. But I doubt it. #probability

Tuesday March 19, 2013 04:08 PM

  @sabernar Better than The Caffeine Dentist

Tuesday March 19, 2013 04:35 PM

  @sabernar The Coffee Proc... NO! I won't go there

Tuesday March 19, 2013 05:06 PM

  @HerrMag Are you in Mexico? Or some other freedom-loving country?

Tuesday March 19, 2013 05:11 PM

  When I recently tweeted "To the Ramparts" to @UrbanBeerHiker, I didn't remember @Beervana posted a poster with that:…

Wednesday March 20, 2013 09:53 AM

  It's not a lie if they say "all of our operators are busy" but they have no operators. Thanks a lot, quantificational logic #vacuouslytrue

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:00 PM

  Holy crap, I see what @SamuraiArtist meant about @wweek's top 10 beers. Apart from @CommonsBrewery, those are some, uh... eccentric choices

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:06 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Well I really love Piledriver too, but it's not from this year and it rarely comes out

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:07 PM

  @MattSNZ @SamuraiArtist It's a local top 10:…

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:15 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I like Aztec but I doubt anyone at @breaksidebrews thinks it is the best beer they make

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:29 PM

  @BikePortland Well, "@Oregonian Purposely Misleads" is kind of a "Dog Bites Man" headline

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:31 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Actually, I like @martincizmar's Fresh Hop definition: undried hops!

Wednesday March 20, 2013 04:44 PM

  @SudsSister We wouldn't agree on 10. But I wouldn't look at @SamuraiArtist's top 10 and wonder what the hell he was thinking. Now @yaeger...

Wednesday March 20, 2013 05:30 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @martincizmar I'm going to duck behind the bar with a bottle of whiskey until this shootout is over

Wednesday March 20, 2013 05:56 PM

  @martincizmar @yaeger @SamuraiArtist At the risk of causing a Local Incident, was Int'l Incident on the radar for Influential Chili Beers?

Wednesday March 20, 2013 10:24 PM

  @BenEdmundsPDX @martincizmar Ouch, that's cold. What didn't you like?

Wednesday March 20, 2013 11:25 PM

  @yaeger @Dukester @SamuraiArtist @martincizmar The @wweek beer guide is way better than the idiotic @portlandmercury Drink Local last month

Thursday March 21, 2013 09:36 AM

  New blog post: Portland Beer Price Index: Spring 2013 -… - the bomber price penalty grows worse

Thursday March 21, 2013 09:43 AM

  stupid facebook

Thursday March 21, 2013 09:46 AM

  @Notteham Here's a little debate about babies in Portland bars from a couple years ago:…

Thursday March 21, 2013 12:06 PM

  Don't sugar coat it RT @SamuraiArtist: in case you were wondering what I thought of Willamette Week's new Beer Guide…

Thursday March 21, 2013 12:28 PM

  For your reading (dis)pleasure, The Merc's "The Many Types of Beer":… - @SamuraiArtist should've fact-checked that

Thursday March 21, 2013 03:41 PM

  @CheeseMeatSwine You're not going all corporate on us are you?

Saturday March 23, 2013 03:15 PM

  This is the last version of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah you ever have to listen to:… #fb

Saturday March 23, 2013 03:56 PM

  @rojasburke There's another guy with dozens of hand-fart songs:…

Monday March 25, 2013 11:02 AM

  Anyone know what restaurant is going in next to Ole Ole on East Burnside? Saw some plumbing work going on there Saturday

Monday March 25, 2013 11:32 AM

  Dear @TinyJesus, please raise @TinyNietzsche from the grave

Monday March 25, 2013 04:11 PM

  @martincizmar That is awesome. Especially the description of New Old Lompoc.

Monday March 25, 2013 04:32 PM

  RT @BikePortland: And w/ respect to democracy and public process. I repeat, this energy over helmet legislation is a complete/utter wast ...

Tuesday March 26, 2013 03:41 PM

  @texpatriate I like using that phrase at my Hindu-owned workplace

Tuesday March 26, 2013 03:44 PM

  RT @Beervana: Bill has the latest Portland Beer Price Index out, with interesting results.… Bloggers elsewhere: fo ...

Tuesday March 26, 2013 04:43 PM

  Stop what you're doing and go back exactly 4 years in your email inbox. What has changed and what's the same are equally interesting

Tuesday March 26, 2013 04:46 PM

  @JfwellsPDX You're only 3 years old?

Tuesday March 26, 2013 04:51 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Yeah, I have a hard time letting go. But it's interesting to look at now.

Tuesday March 26, 2013 05:49 PM

  RT @ajds: Dear Hillbilly- Please don't cite the bible to limit rights for gay people and then post bacon stuff. Thanks.

Tuesday March 26, 2013 05:59 PM

  RT @extramsg: Brewery opinions: Base Camp, Coalition, Seven Brides, Vertigo?

Wednesday March 27, 2013 09:39 AM

  Most Portlanders live within 1 mile of 10 breweries RT @TheBeerWench: RT: The majority of Americans live within 10 miles of a craft brewery

Wednesday March 27, 2013 09:46 AM

  @AGSHender @extramsg I would take Vertigo over Base Camp, though I realize their production is limited. Why only those four?

Wednesday March 27, 2013 09:51 AM

  @Notteham Agree with you 100%. Just call it Beer. No one has trouble distinguishing fine wine from crap wine; same for good beer

Wednesday March 27, 2013 10:10 AM

  @Notteham I love the irony of the Brewers Association excluding the Craft Brewers Alliance from its definition of craft brewers

Wednesday March 27, 2013 11:04 AM

  @rojasburke Fat-free pancake syrup.

Wednesday March 27, 2013 01:24 PM

  Few things say "I'm a dumbass" more plainly than a Porsche hatchback

Wednesday March 27, 2013 03:33 PM

  The ass-smell trees are in full bloom in Portland right now

Wednesday March 27, 2013 06:12 PM

  @BadFetch @beermusingskris @HumuloneRed Count me in for a meetup at @WhiteOwlSocial #mainstreet

Wednesday March 27, 2013 08:13 PM

  @toenut Scorched earth!

Thursday March 28, 2013 01:51 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Yeah but in the closing paragraph @beervana said you are more Lumineers than Alice in Chains. You should head butt him

Thursday March 28, 2013 02:03 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @beervana No, you're the Red Fang to SBWF's Quarterflash

Thursday March 28, 2013 04:36 PM

  @SeattleBeerNews Behind security, Rogue and Laurelwood are your best bets. Some of the food court places might be OK (Pizza Schnizza?)

Thursday March 28, 2013 05:24 PM

  @SeattleBeerNews Yeah, careful what you read on the internet

Friday March 29, 2013 12:52 PM

  @jacobgrier Whoa, is that distilled palm wine? Is it flavored with anise like arak?

Friday March 29, 2013 01:27 PM

  @jacobgrier Funny, they call it "gin" in Ghana (English word for it)

Friday March 29, 2013 02:39 PM

  RT @TweetsofOld: The tracks near Austin have to be swept because the caterpillars are so numerous that they grease the wheels and trains ...

Friday March 29, 2013 07:30 PM

  Dear Portland anti-fluoride nutjobs: science is important. Bush has been gone for four years now.

Saturday March 30, 2013 08:42 AM

  Our poor old PC has developed a rattle that sounds like a 70's Buick idling on a cold morning

Saturday March 30, 2013 01:41 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard I thought you guys just went on a UBH. Do you drink beer every day or something?

Saturday March 30, 2013 01:43 PM

  @kfinsand @Saraveza @SamuraiArtist @SnobRitch @HumuloneRed Nah, I heard those were Cultured Ales, not Honest Wild Ales

Saturday March 30, 2013 01:46 PM

  RT @beermusingskris: OH: "Stinks a little because it's actually a brewery."

Saturday March 30, 2013 01:48 PM

  @vertigomike1 It's not that, I think a bearing is going. I could probably change one of the fans, but just bought a new PC instead

Close March 2013

April 2013
Monday April 01, 2013 07:42 AM

  New blog post: Lagunitas Buys Dr. Bronner's Soap Company… - surprising move by @lagunitasT, @lagunitasbruhws

Monday April 01, 2013 07:54 AM

  @beerpulse I guess you saw the other Lagunitas expansion news this morning?…

Monday April 01, 2013 09:40 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Cascade Brewing Blending House to Open in Beaverton… #pdxbeergeeks

Monday April 01, 2013 09:42 AM

  RT @hairofthedog: Working on a new Tobacco Beer

Monday April 01, 2013 10:09 AM

  @Beervana You could have let them string along for awhile longer. Good show!

Monday April 01, 2013 01:47 PM

  So... what are you looking forward to more? Hop Soap from @DrBronner, or Peppermint Beer from @lagunitasbruhws?…

Monday April 01, 2013 07:21 PM

  I did enjoy NPR's piece on 90's Re-enacters this morning.

Tuesday April 02, 2013 03:06 PM

  Anyone had any of that Rogue Beard Beer? Should we brew up a big batch of @HumuloneRed? Is @SamuraiArtist gonna do a Beard Beer Fest?

Tuesday April 02, 2013 06:23 PM

  RT @31saisons: Evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, evade, ev ...

Wednesday April 03, 2013 09:56 AM

  New blog post: Deschutes River Ale… - tasty #sessionbeer added to Deschutes' regular roster

Wednesday April 03, 2013 11:40 AM

  Kids're less trouble that way RT @CheeseMeatsWine: Sitting outside the taxidermy shop waiting for it to open...with my 4 year old daughter.

Wednesday April 03, 2013 02:33 PM

  I can totally relate to an old guy that walks up to a blooming rosemary shrub in a public place and eats a few sprigs

Wednesday April 03, 2013 02:49 PM

  @socialretard As long as you get to 365 by the end of the year.

Wednesday April 03, 2013 02:51 PM

  @ConOat Even Ron Paul thinks you should care who you sell a gun to.

Wednesday April 03, 2013 02:55 PM

  @lucyburningham South Indian close in: Dwaraka on Hawthorne has dosas and idlis, but only at night. Lunch buffet is OK too.

Wednesday April 03, 2013 03:28 PM

  @natemusic @lucyburningham or Silicon Valley strip malls

Wednesday April 03, 2013 03:32 PM

  I never noticed the "love" padlocks on the Steel Bridge until yesterday, but this flickr page dates from 2010:…

Wednesday April 03, 2013 04:17 PM

  .@martincizmar @olllllo BREAKING: Local beer blogger savages alt-weekly's beer coverage [INSERT DATELINE]

Wednesday April 03, 2013 05:21 PM

  @ajds There are thousands on the Pont des Arts in Paris:… - I just never noticed the PDX ones

Thursday April 04, 2013 03:13 PM

  Rogue Beard Beer is kind of saison-y. And reminds me of a beer brewed with bread yeast Joe M. gave me once

Thursday April 04, 2013 04:03 PM

  Potential band name: Bing Cosby

Thursday April 04, 2013 08:16 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Where is the new place? Are you moving already or just packing

Thursday April 04, 2013 08:20 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Montavilla's cool, how close are you from Stark? North or South? Sucks about the month between places though.

Thursday April 04, 2013 09:08 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Cool, looks great! Congratulations

Friday April 05, 2013 09:43 AM

  RT @Beervana: Zagat's top beer cities includes Portland, OR from 1997. Sez we have 30 breweries and pints cost $3.30.…

Friday April 05, 2013 09:46 AM

  Ha ha, the PDX beer @Zagat article says where "to indulge in ale, lager, stout, draught, pilsner, and more" #beerstyles

Friday April 05, 2013 11:03 AM

  @toenut I wonder if any places around here serve stout, ale, and draught

Friday April 05, 2013 11:50 AM

  RT @dril: number one. it is my right as a gold's gym member to bring barbells into the toilet stall and get my extra reps. number two. i ...

Friday April 05, 2013 04:44 PM

  RT @HigginsPDX: Russian river supplication or boneyard suge knite? #imbibe #Stout #beer #inPDX

Friday April 05, 2013 04:46 PM

  @beerinator The taxinator is going to come after you

Friday April 05, 2013 04:55 PM

  @natemusic You going to the @pereiracycles thing tonight?

Friday April 05, 2013 05:08 PM

  @natemusic Cool, hope to see you there to talk bikes, beers, and Sex Mob

Sunday April 07, 2013 08:33 PM

  When did vodka become a common pasta sauce ingredient? #makesnosense

Sunday April 07, 2013 10:00 PM

  @toenut Interesting experiment, except he didn't try the sauce without the vodka (WTF?)

Monday April 08, 2013 11:09 AM

  @DeschutesPDXPub Do you have samplers of the three barleywines?

Monday April 08, 2013 11:14 AM

  @AGSHender No, each place brewed their own:…

Monday April 08, 2013 11:14 AM

  @AGSHender How'd you like it?

Monday April 08, 2013 04:36 PM

  @ConOat Are all the pints $2? What hours for that?

Monday April 08, 2013 04:40 PM

  @ConOat That will put it on my Monday lunch rotation for sure. But I thought you had left town, where you working now?

Tuesday April 09, 2013 08:46 AM

  My monthly Piss and Vinegar column is up on @NewSchoolBeer. Tax Time edition: Sweetheart Tax Deals for Big Breweries…

Tuesday April 09, 2013 12:20 PM

  Blogger's inbox: "Any interest in sampling our new Peach Bellini & posting about it as a must-have for outdoor occasions this Spring?" #no

Tuesday April 09, 2013 12:22 PM

  Wow! Hope they get prices right RT @yaeger: The new rage of growler fill stations expands into my own neighborhood.

Tuesday April 09, 2013 03:24 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @NewSchoolBeer Thanks man. I thought that post would really stir shit up, but it's just crickets over there #ImBoring

Tuesday April 09, 2013 09:01 PM

  Thought up a bunch of raunchy replies to everything on Twitter tonight, but they're probably only funny to me

Tuesday April 09, 2013 10:40 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker That's what she said #rimshot

Tuesday April 09, 2013 10:41 PM

  @JfwellsPDX And they would sell carbon offsets to you at the same time? Or is it nuclear powered?

Wednesday April 10, 2013 11:52 AM

  Do they make kettlebell cellphones yet?

Wednesday April 10, 2013 01:16 PM

  Review of a friend's picture book about stuff in her kid's pockets, cool slideshow:… cc: @lucyburningham

Wednesday April 10, 2013 03:43 PM

  Favorite LL Cool J line: "Callin me a sucker? Boy, you're pushin a broom." He's probably muttering that a lot these days

Wednesday April 10, 2013 04:00 PM

  Ingenious RT: @socialretard .@urbanbeerhiker told me about this Gizoogle thing. it's some funny ass shit…

Wednesday April 10, 2013 05:57 PM

  @lucyburningham You remember Lisa, right? She did some photos for your NYT Double Mountain story…

Thursday April 11, 2013 11:20 AM

  RT @PotentialBand: free band name "Fur DeLuise" (via @CoreyJBrewer)

Thursday April 11, 2013 12:59 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: Public Open House: be the 1st to check out John Harris new Brewery #pdxbeer #pdxbeergeeks

Thursday April 11, 2013 05:48 PM

  @texpatriate Oh man, MM was like a turd in the punchbowl in the film Bernie, which was otherwise pretty brilliant

Friday April 12, 2013 10:25 AM

  I >=3 FollowFriday #FF #logicjoke

Friday April 12, 2013 03:28 PM

  Anyone know if @FullSailBrewing's Imperial Porter came out in bottles this year? (Not the barrel-aged one, the fresh one)

Friday April 12, 2013 03:29 PM

  @ConOat Streetcar? Not doing it for you?

Friday April 12, 2013 04:14 PM

  @ithinkaboutbeer @fullsailbrewing There goes my cheapskate cellaring program :-( Those $4 bombers were sure tasty a year later

Friday April 12, 2013 06:32 PM

  @tsiatko Did you see that @meganamram is playing the @WhiteOwlSocial next Thursday at 7?…

Saturday April 13, 2013 03:29 PM

  Drinking goofily antique Bridgeport brews at @msubulldog25's place. ESB and 2007 Hop Harvest

Saturday April 13, 2013 07:19 PM

  Man the Alameda neighborhood of #PDX has enough 7- and 8-point intersections

Monday April 15, 2013 11:39 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Lagunitas reprises opposition re: Small BREW Act, Lindenbusch says Sam Adams behind it…

Tuesday April 16, 2013 10:35 AM

  Old Town vignette: homeless guy, in sci-fi voice to cat on homeless lady's shoulder, "Verbal powers activate"

Tuesday April 16, 2013 10:44 AM

  @jacobgrier Dunno, I hightailed it out of there

Tuesday April 16, 2013 02:27 PM

  I slammed Sierra Nevada and New Belgium last week on @NewSchoolBeer for tax deals, but have since craved and drank a tasty beer from each

Tuesday April 16, 2013 02:41 PM

  RT @Widmer_Brothers: Join us at @baileystaproom tonight for 5 limited release #beers #pdx #craftbeer

Tuesday April 16, 2013 02:44 PM

  @itsBroStinson "It's better to regret something you have done, than something you haven't done." -- The Butthole Surfers

Tuesday April 16, 2013 03:26 PM

  Where can I get a "Yes on Fluoride" sign? The No signs are pissing me off.

Tuesday April 16, 2013 03:31 PM

  RT @HealthyKidsPDX: If we fail to act we accept 40% higher tooth decay than Seattle. Kids families & taxpayers suffer. #YesFluoride ...

Tuesday April 16, 2013 03:33 PM

  @DaveKnowsPDX Thanks, Dave. It looks like @HealthyKidsPDX doesn't have yard signs yet, but I'd love to put one up.

Tuesday April 16, 2013 03:34 PM

  @AGSHender How do you reply to a tweet in 12 seconds? Are you inside of me?

Tuesday April 16, 2013 03:47 PM

  RT @kscaldef: @itspubnight I don't know, but if you find out I'd like one too. Maybe just "Yes on Science" would do too.

Tuesday April 16, 2013 04:11 PM

  @Beervana I get your drift, like the old smoking posters, but we both know it is the overprivileged behind the anti-fluoride campaign

Tuesday April 16, 2013 04:16 PM

  @beermusingskris Supposedly @HealthyKidsPDX will have some signs at 2419 NE Sandy tomorrow. Call 971-271-8462 to make sure

Tuesday April 16, 2013 04:26 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @martincizmar @Beervana Fluoride Randall cc: @BenEdmundsPDX

Tuesday April 16, 2013 04:27 PM

  @martincizmar That's great for responsible parents with an income. I take it you're opposed to universal health care for the same reason?

Tuesday April 16, 2013 09:22 PM

  @kscaldef Supposedly @ HealthyKidsPDX will have some signs at 2419 NE Sandy tomorrow. Call 971-271-8462 to make sure

Wednesday April 17, 2013 08:56 AM

  New blog post: Bridgeport Stumptown Tart 2013… - an early preview, and notes on tomorrow's release party

Wednesday April 17, 2013 09:31 AM

  Besides putting it in a bomber RT @beerinator How can we trick dumb people into paying the same price for less beer?

Wednesday April 17, 2013 09:33 AM

  @martincizmar Wait, Joe's Cellar closed? Where are those people going to go?

Wednesday April 17, 2013 11:18 AM

  This morning's cat vignette: black cat and calico yowling, tumbling, and biting each other's throats on the doorstep of a church

Wednesday April 17, 2013 03:26 PM

  @jacobgrier @oregoneconomics It's a slightly nutty rule, but it makes good sense in a lot of situations

Wednesday April 17, 2013 03:27 PM

  RT @angeloregon: Dear twitter, please validate me.

Wednesday April 17, 2013 03:35 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @lucyburningham @Beervana WTF?!? 2 brewers say it's OK, 1 barista admits ignorance, @bonappetit says they don't want it?!?

Wednesday April 17, 2013 05:07 PM

  Dear boss: If you don't hire this person that will lighten my workload and your workload, I might have to dump my workload on you

Wednesday April 17, 2013 05:22 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @lucyburningham @JfwellsPDX @Beervana @bonappetit My original gut feeling was anti-fluoride also. But the science is clear.

Thursday April 18, 2013 11:18 AM

  Whoa! Article in the Portland Tribune calls out Distillery Row's Eastside Distilling for faking Burnside Bourbon:…

Thursday April 18, 2013 11:53 AM

  Sneak peak at @bridgeportbrew's Blueberry Stumptown Tart:… - Release party is tonight at 5:30

Thursday April 18, 2013 01:42 PM

  @natemusic It also contains alarming levels of Dihydrogen Monoxide!

Friday April 19, 2013 10:59 AM

  RT @Beervana: Battle of the titans. I tasted a bunch of mass market lagers (imports) and found one stood out among the crowd.

Friday April 19, 2013 06:17 PM

  What!?! Bank of America credit card charged me a foreign transaction fee for renewing @skype? Ridiculous. @BofA_Help

Saturday April 20, 2013 12:17 PM

  Washington - a state full of Washington drivers

Saturday April 20, 2013 12:21 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Hey tell them fruit beers aren't just for girls anymore

Monday April 22, 2013 11:12 AM

  Probably money... were you stuffing them in big bags or burning them? RT @epeep: i wonder what dreamin' 'bout rakin' leaves means :]?

Monday April 22, 2013 01:59 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard There was some action at your favorite Powell Blvd motel today:…

Monday April 22, 2013 05:52 PM

  Awesome @UrbanBeerHiker post about walking kegs to @LatonaPub for Earth Day: That dude hikes the hike

Tuesday April 23, 2013 08:46 AM

  @BofA_Help I understand that foreign transactions have a fee. But this is @Skype for crying out loud. Owned by @microsoft. Paid via internet

Tuesday April 23, 2013 10:45 AM

  @martincizmar @Beervana @yaeger @SamuraiArtist Who ever feared dark beer? Women often prefer it. (My mom got drunk on stout - The Who)

Tuesday April 23, 2013 11:01 AM

  @martincizmar @Beervana @yaeger @SamuraiArtist ... must ... not ... reply ... ... fingers ... please ... stop typing ...

Tuesday April 23, 2013 03:36 PM

  I've never been a smoker, but I have a perverse respect for the guys at the gym who reek of tobacco and light up right when they're done

Tuesday April 23, 2013 05:01 PM

  Will someone ping me immediately if Black Sabbath announces a tour date in Portland? Not sure I'll go to Wenatchee for this

Wednesday April 24, 2013 12:22 PM

  Yes! RT @olllllo: Listicles are killing beer writing. "10 Ways to Warm Up Your Bedroom in Winter" could be a Cosmo article or a beer article

Wednesday April 24, 2013 07:12 PM

  I can't say I have zero interest in yard work, because that overstates my enthusiasm for the subject

Friday April 26, 2013 02:46 PM

  I'm not going to bitch you out for putting beans in your chili, even though they don't belong. But CORN?!?

Friday April 26, 2013 03:12 PM

  @ConOat Someday we'll quit cyberstalking each other and sit down for a beer together

Friday April 26, 2013 03:16 PM

  @ConOat Sure, at the $2 pint place? What time?

Friday April 26, 2013 03:21 PM

  @ConOat 2:15 works for me, sounds like a date

Friday April 26, 2013 06:28 PM

  Biking barefoot is one way to keep from going too fast #sharppedals

Friday April 26, 2013 07:56 PM

  About to get our Sedaris on

Saturday April 27, 2013 08:50 AM

  The organizers of the Run From Autism should work on their messaging

Monday April 29, 2013 11:59 AM

  RT @hopapalooza: John Harris Reveals Ecliptic Brewing via @BREWPUBLIC @EclipticBrewing

Monday April 29, 2013 03:42 PM

  RT @EclipticBrewing: Great view of our new space! #EclipticBrewing

Monday April 29, 2013 04:09 PM

  @hollyemerywalen Wait, what? Sorry you're leaving us

Tuesday April 30, 2013 08:00 AM

  CNN should change its name to the Cable Boston Bombing Network

Tuesday April 30, 2013 09:12 AM

  House down the street is on the way down #fb

Tuesday April 30, 2013 10:06 AM

  @Dukester Seven Corners is very down to earth. Even after moving down the street from the actual seven corners

Close April 2013

May 2013
Wednesday May 01, 2013 11:22 AM

  Funny stuff: RT @dontdrinkbeer: Stop stroking your Dark Lord Muerte and read this review of Ale Apothecary Sahalie…

Wednesday May 01, 2013 03:35 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: Thank You Portland Mercury: "The Sanest Arguments Against Fluoride... ...And Why They're Still Wrong"

Wednesday May 01, 2013 03:45 PM

  RT @kscaldef: Portland Sun Fever is in full effect. No fewer than 4 people ran out into the street in front of me driving 10 blocks through…

Wednesday May 01, 2013 03:46 PM

  @kscaldef I notice that drivers run stop signs more often on sunny days also

Wednesday May 01, 2013 03:49 PM

  I guess my co-workers think they're fooling the boss by having skype show them online 100% of the time. They can't fool me

Thursday May 02, 2013 10:54 AM

  @PineCurtainGal I want to do a performance art piece where a bunch of running leaf blowers are thrown into a wood chipper

Thursday May 02, 2013 12:08 PM

  Who started that saying "Good times" when something is a bad time or out-of-control?

Thursday May 02, 2013 12:46 PM

  Good times RT @Grotusque: @itspubnight I blame pervasive irony.

Thursday May 02, 2013 12:46 PM

  RT @mdolemite: Same who started "living the dream" “@itspubnight: Who started that saying "Good times" when something is a bad time or out-…

Friday May 03, 2013 02:20 PM

  Corner seat at the PDX Concourse E Laurelwood is the best seat in the house. Views of the Couve and Mt. Hood, planes coming and going

Friday May 03, 2013 02:33 PM

  Weird interaction at airport Laurelwood: "the seasonal is a veggie beer"; handed description of a veggie burger... (1/2)

Friday May 03, 2013 02:35 PM

  (2/2) Later, "Actually I meant the seasonal is a dark lager." #beerconfusion

Saturday May 04, 2013 12:52 AM

  In Tulsa, zebra stripe is the new black #fb

Monday May 06, 2013 12:26 PM

  Yay! Tulsa has a Chuy's now #fb

Tuesday May 07, 2013 12:20 AM

  Now in El Paso. Excellent food and margarita at Lucy's, then beers at the Hoppy Monk

Tuesday May 07, 2013 09:07 AM

  Dismayed to find that @bretbloomquist has a colleague whose real name is Bill Knight. I'll have to sue to protect my pen name

Tuesday May 07, 2013 11:35 AM

  Lunch at the Kentucky Club in Juarez. Odd soundtrack choice: 1 side of Close to the Edge by Yes

Tuesday May 07, 2013 02:53 PM

  Not crazy about the beers at the Las Cruces NM brewpub. But cool collection of regulars at the bar

Tuesday May 07, 2013 05:49 PM

  Awesome time at Rosa's Cantina, now waiting for a table at L&J's.

Tuesday May 07, 2013 10:06 PM

  We're out of Tanqueray... Well, we ordered Sapphire but they brought Bombay Dry... Oh you want olives with that? #divebar

Wednesday May 08, 2013 12:48 PM

  @rojasburke How does this look for bouldering? Hueco Tanks near El Paso

Wednesday May 08, 2013 10:36 PM

  Third trip to the Hoppy Monk in as many days. THE beer place in El Paso.

Thursday May 09, 2013 12:05 PM

  Last plate of El Paso food

Thursday May 09, 2013 02:13 PM

  New blog post: Gigantic End of Reason and St. Bernardus Prior 8… - Also @GiganticBrewing's 1st anniv party is tonight

Thursday May 09, 2013 02:48 PM

  Interesting #whiskeyfestnw preview by @ConOat:…

Thursday May 09, 2013 06:50 PM

  Carded for beer in Denver airport, TWICE

Thursday May 09, 2013 06:58 PM

  @vertigomike1 That must be it. But I have graying hair and crow's feet

Thursday May 09, 2013 07:37 PM

  @HerrMag At least we don't have to take off our damn shoes to get a beer... yet

Thursday May 09, 2013 07:39 PM

  Now relaxing with a martini and the Financial Times in the United Club. Didn't get carded at the bar

Saturday May 11, 2013 11:39 AM

  Some pretty cool paint jobs over at the custom car rally along SE 10th between Hawthorne and Division. Anyone know what the occasion is?

Sunday May 12, 2013 12:42 PM

  Pretty mellow @SundayParkways East. Perfect weather

Sunday May 12, 2013 02:39 PM

  There's a puppet store in Sellwood #ilearnedsomethingnew

Sunday May 12, 2013 05:29 PM

  OH at New Seasons "Mommy doesn't like India Pale Ale"

Monday May 13, 2013 12:35 PM

  @duckyd What about underscore_andCamelCase? Love to see those

Monday May 13, 2013 03:52 PM

  @lescavesdrew I don't like "boss" either

Monday May 13, 2013 04:07 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @lescavesdrew But you knew that already

Monday May 13, 2013 05:08 PM

  Hooray! Portland only got 372 votes in the silly Beer City USA poll this year… #yawn

Tuesday May 14, 2013 12:29 PM

  RT @halfbipolar: pillowfight back in NoPo after 9 long years, early free show Thurs May 16 Kenton club make the scene

Tuesday May 14, 2013 12:37 PM

  @AncientPortland I dig the subtle whack at the anti-fluoride crazies, but their kooky sugar daddy is Mercola, not Merola.

Tuesday May 14, 2013 12:43 PM

  Guess it had to happen, surprised it's this soon. Missed my monthly deadline for turning in a column to @NewSchoolBeer

Tuesday May 14, 2013 12:46 PM

  @beermusingskris Nah, he's got plenty of beer. Cold hard content is the only thing that will save me

Tuesday May 14, 2013 03:27 PM

  @JfwellsPDX I hope Portland can get so few votes next year

Tuesday May 14, 2013 03:29 PM

  @NewSchoolBeer @beermusingskris I've got a topic idea but I'm kind of stuck coming up with a picture for it

Tuesday May 14, 2013 03:41 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Oh I gave @socialretard a hard time in February, I'm not going to hassle him again until he's behind by 100 or so

Tuesday May 14, 2013 03:51 PM

  @socialretard @UrbanBeerHiker 94/134 is about 0.7. So you should be 100 behind on day 333 (333 x 0.7 = 233). See you November 29th

Wednesday May 15, 2013 02:08 PM

  Glad you like it! RT @WSJbeerbaron: There is a beer review generator, and it's pretty funny. Nice job, @itspubnight.

Wednesday May 15, 2013 05:40 PM

  @turbodog It's important to set expectations correctly

Wednesday May 15, 2013 05:48 PM

  Lock up the beer! (Welcome back Angelo) RT @BREWPUBLIC: Back in Cascadia where beards are bountiful

Wednesday May 15, 2013 05:50 PM

  @Notteham And he did it without special tax breaks

Wednesday May 15, 2013 05:54 PM

  @BREWPUBLIC Oh wait, you're not in Portland. Are you coming here?

Wednesday May 15, 2013 06:24 PM

  Noooo!!! Bad news RT @martincizmar I'm pretty bummed about Wafu switching to a seafood restaurant…

Thursday May 16, 2013 11:20 AM

  Wonder when the alien pods along NW Davis will hatch

Thursday May 16, 2013 01:09 PM

  Right now @draftmag has a "Pairing Potatoes and Beer" article? #runningoutofideas

Friday May 17, 2013 12:35 PM

  @AleTrail Beer is completely unaffected by fluoride, ask Astoria, Corvallis, California, Colorado... And the tiny amount won't harm fish

Friday May 17, 2013 12:44 PM

  @AleTrail Gotcha. I keep getting surprised by who's against it so I'm kind of on a hair trigger

Friday May 17, 2013 01:50 PM

  Since Steve Miller is stepping down as head of the IRS, maybe Obama will appoint Greg Kihn to replace him

Friday May 17, 2013 02:12 PM

  RT @mdolemite: New #kihnspiracytheory "@itspubnight: Since Steve Miller is stepping down as IRS head, maybe Obama will appoint Greg Kihn to…

Friday May 17, 2013 02:13 PM

  @mdolemite That's hilarious! Kihngratulations on your excellent pop culture memory

Saturday May 18, 2013 01:08 PM

  These lottery numbers look really good. Probably two or three of my draws will win the jackpot tonight

Tuesday May 21, 2013 10:47 AM

  RT @Grotusque: This is kinda awesome in ways I don't quite understand.

Tuesday May 21, 2013 04:06 PM

  RT @lagunitasT: Xxx x xxx'x xx xxxxxx. "Xxx'x xx xxxxx xx?" Xx x X'x xxxxxxx xxxx x xx... xxx X'xx xxxx xxxxxxx! Xxx, xxxxx, xxx xxxxx... "…

Tuesday May 21, 2013 04:07 PM

  There should be cops on skateboards

Tuesday May 21, 2013 05:14 PM

  @rojasburke Hilarious!

Tuesday May 21, 2013 10:12 PM

  Keep Portland stupid

Wednesday May 22, 2013 12:01 PM

  Hope it's not still pouring rain when it's time to bike over to the Craft Brewers Alliance shareholders meeting

Wednesday May 22, 2013 12:28 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I guess it's OK, except riders shouldn't yell at pedestrians except maybe "Look out!". And I'm not for red-light running

Thursday May 23, 2013 09:26 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: How do you like top beer lists? monthly new school rant from @itspubnight "10 Reasons I Hate Listicles"

Thursday May 23, 2013 09:38 AM

  @LeeMNichols Hopefully next Monday they'll sing Last Friday Night.

Thursday May 23, 2013 09:42 AM

  @olllllo Thanks! Glad you pointed this out, I completely forgot that your tweet put this idea in my head

Thursday May 23, 2013 09:55 AM

  @olllllo I added a hat tip to you at the end of the post

Thursday May 23, 2013 11:02 AM

  RT @beerinator: Beer Listicle is a fun phrase to say. Do you hate listicles?

Thursday May 23, 2013 11:11 AM

  @olllllo @beerinator I'm all about the log-rolling and ass-kissing today

Thursday May 23, 2013 12:02 PM

  The rain RT @travelportland: The @PDXRoseFestival will take this city by storm starting tomorrow. Which event(s) are you most excited for?

Thursday May 23, 2013 12:47 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Wow, @firstwefeast is the poster child for undescended listicles. The 25 Greatest Food Lyrics in Rap:…

Thursday May 23, 2013 04:02 PM

  @Beervana How did you miss it? It just came out this morning

Friday May 24, 2013 11:11 AM

  @tastybeers Tasted to me like a slightly off saison. I don't think you'd want a pint of it

Friday May 24, 2013 11:12 AM

  RT @turbodog: "I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you."

Friday May 24, 2013 11:29 AM

  Nice follow-up on listicles by @olllllo, including a tool to view slideshow pages in one shot:….

Friday May 24, 2013 02:48 PM

  @AGSHender @SamuraiArtist I think that's the Urban Flophouse @CommonsBrewery

Friday May 24, 2013 03:16 PM

  Has @belmontstation pissed off Google somehow? G. Maps won't find it, there's no place page, and street view is blocked by a big truck

Friday May 24, 2013 05:27 PM

  First visit (embarrassingly) to Base Camp. Totally slammed on the Friday before a long weekend. 3.3% mild is pretty tasty

Friday May 24, 2013 05:34 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Damn I should have made it a Seattle weekend

Friday May 24, 2013 05:39 PM

  This place is gonna need more bike racks. I thought BTA was next door?

Friday May 24, 2013 05:53 PM

  Goddammit is Potato Champion *ever* open #wtf

Friday May 24, 2013 06:17 PM

  @TracyTThomas Thanks, solo mission and I was one and done with the mild. Great space, though, should be a summer smash

Friday May 24, 2013 06:38 PM

  @beermusingskris @TracyTThomas I don't think the Paolshoen (or whatever) was on tap today

Friday May 24, 2013 09:14 PM

  Here's to Rich

Saturday May 25, 2013 12:35 PM

  Truck stop Indian food on the way to Eugene (fingers crossed) #fb

Saturday May 25, 2013 01:18 PM

  @socialretard Hopefully the salt lassi will counteract anything questionable

Saturday May 25, 2013 01:21 PM

  Verdict: great veg curry, samosas, and tea. Naan and rotis good enough, but the saag paneer was lame

Sunday May 26, 2013 10:37 AM

  Oh for the love of God, powerwashing a clean patio on a Sunday morning?

Tuesday May 28, 2013 06:45 PM

  Deleting landline voicemails. Up to mid-March #fb

Tuesday May 28, 2013 06:50 PM


Wednesday May 29, 2013 10:42 AM

  This week's status report lists only things I forgot to do last week #uhoh

Wednesday May 29, 2013 02:48 PM

  RT @blogaboutbeer: Just got spammed by @zanelamprey for his Kickstarter project. Hopefully the show is better than his social media skills.

Wednesday May 29, 2013 05:44 PM

  RT @InnBeervana: How'd we just discover @Portland_Beer's invaluable Brewery crawl maker?… Just drag'n'drink!

Wednesday May 29, 2013 05:59 PM

  RT @TweetsofOld: One of the most fashionable openings of the season is the bung-hole of a beer-keg. TN1879

Wednesday May 29, 2013 05:59 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Get well soon

Thursday May 30, 2013 09:53 AM

  @SteveDuin @pdxcityclub Portlanders upset by "freeloading" bicyclists must be REALLY offended by cars with Washington plates #iwish

Thursday May 30, 2013 05:08 PM

  I am really behind the times for not knowing Bailey's is opening a loft space. Finally clued in by @BREWPUBLIC:…

Thursday May 30, 2013 09:35 PM

  @JfwellsPDX On the other hand, if I would have checked my facebook page, I would have seen the Upper Lip invite two days ago...

Thursday May 30, 2013 09:37 PM

  @halfbipolar Um... are you thinking of Roscoe's? Bailey's has sushi?

Friday May 31, 2013 12:37 PM

  Next month's rant for the New School is already rising in my throat

Friday May 31, 2013 03:05 PM

  @JesseRad Just that the rant will be entirely self-funded

Friday May 31, 2013 03:06 PM

  @halfbipolar I really am behind the times. I wonder if they'll add a pickle bar

Friday May 31, 2013 07:18 PM

  @urbanbeerhiker @thebeerbuddha Yeah I'm pissed. Wish I'd thought of that go-cup thing

Close May 2013

June 2013
Saturday June 01, 2013 05:25 PM

  At 442 Weihenstephan is on the chalkboard as Gwen Stefani

Saturday June 01, 2013 05:41 PM

  No dumping

Sunday June 02, 2013 02:34 PM

  Oh no! Not only has Full Sail's PDX Pilsner Room lost John Harris, they've also lost the cask engines

Monday June 03, 2013 02:04 PM

  @epeep Here's an ingenious version of Macarena:…

Monday June 03, 2013 06:17 PM

  Sad! Ladybug trapped inside a PDX parking meter

Tuesday June 04, 2013 12:55 AM

  All the others are third class tickets by me, baby is that clear?

Wednesday June 05, 2013 02:57 PM

  RT @EclipticBrewing: Down at the OLCC getting our brewpub license

Wednesday June 05, 2013 03:03 PM

  Nachos at Gorditos in the Pearl are better than they used to be. Wonder if they're better now on Division also?

Wednesday June 05, 2013 03:29 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker More of a nacho zapatista

Wednesday June 05, 2013 04:05 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Plus I get to wear a bandana

Thursday June 06, 2013 10:28 AM

  Man, fleet week ain't what it used to be. One little canoe with a Canadian flag

Thursday June 06, 2013 10:44 AM

  @TheAtlantic @bookhart My mother-in-law says "Al-monds", "Al" as in Al Pacino #dialectofone

Thursday June 06, 2013 11:15 AM

  @SnobRitch You're not speaking from experience are you?

Thursday June 06, 2013 05:35 PM

  Hawthorne Bridge Westbound closed for a jumper. Avoid by bike or car

Thursday June 06, 2013 05:48 PM

  @kscaldef I use feedly. Not as much yet as I used to use Reader, but seems to have everything Reader had plus some usability

Thursday June 06, 2013 08:15 PM

  @tastybeers @aleheads Also Rogue

Friday June 07, 2013 06:39 PM

  They're going to build one of them modern houses two doors down #fb

Saturday June 08, 2013 10:16 AM

  The Half and Half they sell at 7-11 should probably be labeled Forty and Sixty #notverycreamy

Saturday June 08, 2013 02:33 PM

  Lawnmower repair, two cents

Saturday June 08, 2013 06:33 PM

  @mrzarquon No, they always eventually fly out, but they stay in long enough to get the blade spinning with the motor

Saturday June 08, 2013 08:01 PM

  I can't go on the World Naked Bike Ride because my bike doesn't have a chainguard #wnbr #excuses #fb

Sunday June 09, 2013 01:24 AM

  Jolly Roger had cheater pints

Wednesday June 12, 2013 09:44 AM

  @Notteham @Rocco_TheStreet Thanks for the vote of confidence... not sure I'm in the top tier except for snark:…

Wednesday June 12, 2013 09:46 AM

  RT @BikePortland: Did we really just now learn that hands-free texting/calling aren't safe? come on. We've been sayi…

Thursday June 13, 2013 02:08 PM

  @rojasburke You would have been depressed to see the ubiquity of "No Fluoridation Chemicals" signs in our neighborhood

Friday June 14, 2013 11:11 AM

  RT @rojasburke: "It was literally a nightmare." (overheard on the bus.)

Friday June 14, 2013 02:41 PM

  NW 13th, no sidewalks, should be closed to cars RT @BikePortland: There's no reason we need redundant auto access on every street downtown

Friday June 14, 2013 03:41 PM

  @ConOat Wow, your lucky day!

Friday June 14, 2013 05:23 PM

  Portlanders, if you're headed to the Esplanade this beautiful evening, bring some dog crap to leave there. Everyone else did

Saturday June 15, 2013 04:24 PM

  "Why should mothers be the only ones with a special day?" -- coalition of whiny fathers and greeting card makers a few decades ago

Monday June 17, 2013 06:31 PM

  New tiny food idea: pea-stuffed raspberries

Monday June 17, 2013 08:33 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @JfwellsPDX Then inside the pea is a tiny turducken made of fleur de sel, marzipan, and dark chocolate

Tuesday June 18, 2013 09:47 AM

  My monthly Piss and Vinegar column on @NewSchoolBeer is up: No, I Won't Kickstart Your Lamebrained Beer Project…

Tuesday June 18, 2013 02:31 PM

  It's not Gattaca-clean, but I got the biggest globs of... of... whatever it is off the family PC keyboard

Wednesday June 19, 2013 12:02 AM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Actually you would pay me money to be your guide in Austin. I know all the great hidden places to pee between bars there

Wednesday June 19, 2013 04:51 PM

  Teenager's friend [pointing at Scrabble board]: "This is like Words with Friends, right?"

Wednesday June 19, 2013 08:06 PM

  Hey @SamuraiArtist I heard that @MistaFischa just moved to SE 26th and Main. I nominate him as a @NewSchoolBeer #mainstreet contributor

Thursday June 20, 2013 11:48 AM

  @beerdownload Thanks! Funny, Pelican wasn't the biggest deal to me but that part got the most reaction

Thursday June 20, 2013 12:57 PM

  @socialretard @UrbanBeerHiker Didn't know you were headed down. What's the agenda?

Thursday June 20, 2013 01:08 PM

  @rojasburke Wow. I'm not going to continue subscribing to a paper that's only delivered half the time.

Thursday June 20, 2013 01:12 PM

  RT @Gizmopunk: More cute chicks fishing on surfboards with shotguns please.

Thursday June 20, 2013 03:29 PM

  RT @jacobgrier: I'm sorry, but when I see an online publication called "MyDigitalO," I don't think "Oregonian."…

Thursday June 20, 2013 03:33 PM

  @rojasburke 3 days, 4 days, whatever. I suspect we'll drop the @Oregonian and go to the NYT.

Friday June 21, 2013 11:41 AM

  There's a kind of beer made out of apples?

Friday June 21, 2013 04:20 PM

  RT @tastybeers: Check out the old Gambrinus Brewing ad at the bottom of this page from The Oregonian newspaper in 1907:

Friday June 21, 2013 04:35 PM

  I hope I didn't just send 5 nearly identical tweets

Friday June 21, 2013 04:36 PM

  @tastybeers "Brewed in the PNW" book has Gambrinus at 22nd & Flanders til 1892, then Park & Washington. Map:…

Friday June 21, 2013 06:05 PM

  @tastybeers Cool link, thanks! The book says "4 blocks around 22nd and Flanders", so it fits. Still, they think it moved in 1892.

Sunday June 23, 2013 10:20 AM

  Nothing like an interaction with CenturyLink to get the old blood pressure up

Sunday June 23, 2013 04:39 PM

  Inexplicable: the dingy old bar at Belmont Station is SRO, and the sweet back patio is almost empty

Sunday June 23, 2013 04:58 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker Insight... insight... I'm drawing a blank here

Monday June 24, 2013 10:28 AM

  @Notteham @TheProfDrinks There's an app for that:…

Monday June 24, 2013 10:38 AM

  RT @AuthenticWmGibs: This is a chance to watch 'Solaris' (1972) as Tarkovsky intended, on a Moscow-Havana Aeroflot after a crypto-dissident…

Monday June 24, 2013 04:57 PM

  @tastybeers Vintage Portland corrected my Gambrinus info: 793 Washington in 1892 is now called 2375 W. Burnside

Tuesday June 25, 2013 09:38 AM

  New blog post: Portland Beer Price Index: Summer 2013… - plus! bonus whining about the bomber price penalty

Tuesday June 25, 2013 10:36 AM

  @HomeBrewXchange Nice job! And good timing too, looks like you published it just minutes after I made my Crooked Bottle pledge :-P

Tuesday June 25, 2013 11:51 AM

  @BeerGraphs I put out a quarterly beer graph, the Portland Beer Price Index. Here's 2013Q2:…

Tuesday June 25, 2013 12:01 PM

  @BeerGraphs Feel free, we're all on the same Beer and Arithmetic team

Tuesday June 25, 2013 01:23 PM

  @ConOat I'm trying to get @HumuloneRed to open a beer bar with sensory deprivation tanks

Tuesday June 25, 2013 03:11 PM

  @ConOat @HumuloneRed Good point

Tuesday June 25, 2013 03:20 PM

  Thirsty? #fb

Wednesday June 26, 2013 10:56 AM

  RT @DaveKnowsPDX: Someone wants to buy my domain . . . what should my asking price be?

Wednesday June 26, 2013 11:20 AM

  @AGSHender Ugly bags of mostly water?

Wednesday June 26, 2013 02:40 PM

  RT @robdelaney: Walking around Houston airport taking iPads from unattended kids. I have 4 so far.

Thursday June 27, 2013 10:20 AM

  RT @dril: .@Budweiser Check out my tweets. I like the stuff you post on here. Please, have a look at my page. Love the 'Weiser. Bye.

Thursday June 27, 2013 10:32 AM

  @jacobgrier Oh No! Not another beer kickstarter

Thursday June 27, 2013 11:04 AM

  @jacobgrier I probably will, but let me stew over it for a few days

Thursday June 27, 2013 11:09 AM

  @HumuloneRed Oh man, give my best to @bighopbrewer.

Thursday June 27, 2013 12:11 PM

  What's the Supreme Court up to today?

Thursday June 27, 2013 04:17 PM

  Any tips for Kris, @lucyburningham? RT @beermusingskris: poll: where to stay & what to do (family friendly & beer) in Salt Lake City

Friday June 28, 2013 09:20 AM

  RT @Beervana: Huge news: Mt Angel Abbey is planning to start Oregon's first monastic brewery.… @StanHieronymus

Friday June 28, 2013 10:59 AM

  Life imitates Idiocracy RT @extramsg: "Bikini barista stands raided for prostitution." Um, that's not a latte.

Friday June 28, 2013 11:59 AM

  RT @tastybeers: There's a new growler fill station at the 39th Avenue Mini Mart on SE 39th/Belmont! #pdxbeergeeks #c

Close June 2013

July 2013
Monday July 01, 2013 08:10 PM

  Prepared bike riders always bring a spare

Tuesday July 02, 2013 08:42 AM

  I guess by littering the sidewalks with "Food Day", the @Oregonian hopes to alienate even more potential subscribers

Tuesday July 02, 2013 10:20 AM

  RT @mike_marsh: So,the old Rose and Raindrop space is available. Would love to see a better managed version of that bar return some day.

Tuesday July 02, 2013 10:25 AM

  @JfwellsPDX @Oregonian For a long time they put them on the porches, then they seemed to stop(?) Now driveways or the street. Dumb move

Tuesday July 02, 2013 02:06 PM

  Season creep: Deschutes announces that Jubelale will be out in September. Hop Trip in October.

Tuesday July 02, 2013 03:25 PM

  No doubt about it RT @kscaldef: @Beervana I'm absolutely certain the same price / rarity biases show up for beer [as wine].

Wednesday July 03, 2013 10:47 AM

  Wish @martincizmar could tell me who sells Shock Top Wheat IPA. RT @Beervana Consumer Reports on Craft Beer: #Fail.…

Wednesday July 03, 2013 10:51 AM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: I brewed a beer at @LompocBeer inspired by the cult classic sci-fi flick The Fifth Element. Read all about it here http:…

Wednesday July 03, 2013 10:52 AM

  @SamuraiArtist I had the LeeLoominai the other day at 5Q, very nicely done. One of the best @lompocbeer one-off IPAs I've tried

Wednesday July 03, 2013 10:53 AM

  RT @beerinator: Top Ten Best Places to Drink Craft Beer 1-10.) Your Mouth

Wednesday July 03, 2013 11:45 AM

  WOOT! Let's all tweet the same thing at once!

Thursday July 04, 2013 12:06 PM

  I often swear in my head when I have to type in a Captcha. This time the Captcha itself gave me a mild prompt

Thursday July 04, 2013 12:27 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Oh no, how'd you get that?

Friday July 05, 2013 03:19 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Oh yeah! Those steel cans went out of style faster than Black and White Stouts

Monday July 08, 2013 03:32 PM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: another Growler Fill Station opening in Beaverton. @ItsPubNight is even quoted in this OregonLive article

Monday July 08, 2013 09:57 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I've held my tongue long enough. What evil spirit brought you to Houston instead of some worthwhile part of Texas?

Monday July 08, 2013 10:01 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I am priming my liver as we tweet

Tuesday July 09, 2013 11:28 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @collinspub Shiner Bock made me the man I am today

Tuesday July 09, 2013 11:30 PM

  Padding out your salsa with onions might save some money, but it also makes some crappy tasting salsa #NoOnionsInSalsa

Tuesday July 09, 2013 11:39 PM

  @SamuraiArtist That's just a universal truth. Salsa must not have onions. I don't take a stand on chili beans, tho it's better without

Wednesday July 10, 2013 12:13 AM

  @martincizmar @SamuraiArtist Um... I think you are forgetting dos of the cinco elementos for perfect salsa. And NO ONIONS

Wednesday July 10, 2013 12:15 AM

  @martincizmar @SamuraiArtist Crap, there are seis elementos, I forgot one myself

Wednesday July 10, 2013 08:32 AM

  @JfwellsPDX Guacamole must contain no onions, tomatoes, or other adulterants

Wednesday July 10, 2013 10:47 AM

  @texpatriate Are you going? They're doing an outdoor show about 5 hours from here, pondering whether to drive out there

Wednesday July 10, 2013 12:44 PM

  Last night @mrhokum had a slip of the tongue and said "Peckerfest" instead of Puckerfest. Then added, "Well, most beer fests are"

Wednesday July 10, 2013 12:55 PM

  RT @olllllo: I've also designed some beers that are best consumed standing. Others that are ideal during certain lunar tides, but not durin…

Wednesday July 10, 2013 03:34 PM

  Waitress mistook me for the Delivered Dish deliverer when I walked in with my giant bike bag

Wednesday July 10, 2013 05:01 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @TheBarPilot Just in case, here's Werner Herzog's shoe recipe:…

Wednesday July 10, 2013 05:40 PM

  @jwall4 Yikes!

Thursday July 11, 2013 01:48 PM

  Thought I was just untangling a wind chime. Turns out I unchimed it too

Thursday July 11, 2013 04:18 PM

  @socialretard Maybe it's because you're a baseball nerd. Hopefully not a disease nerd

Friday July 12, 2013 10:10 AM

  I wonder if (512) Brewing in Texas would send a cease-and-desist if someone started a "2 to the 9th Power Brewing"? #beermath

Friday July 12, 2013 10:39 AM

  @elmachuca @whipin Actually 2⁹ would be a great name for @512brewing to use for a special series of strong beers

Friday July 12, 2013 06:12 PM

  Work sure gets in the way of drinking

Saturday July 13, 2013 12:19 AM

  Hangin out with the Seattlites @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard @plusruss in @SamuraiArtist's panty-dropping backyard

Saturday July 13, 2013 12:50 AM

  @conoat @samuraiartist That sounds like a dare. Too bad I'm not wearing panties tonight

Saturday July 13, 2013 03:20 PM

  @SamuraiArtist No man it protected me from harm

Saturday July 13, 2013 08:46 PM

  #pdxbachelorparty #bodymodification #idea #underberg cap #ear #gauges

Saturday July 13, 2013 09:02 PM

  LA is sponsored by Herbalife? #Lame

Saturday July 13, 2013 10:48 PM

  I'm in love with my flip-flops

Saturday July 13, 2013 11:19 PM

  Goat face killah #pdxbachelorparty

Sunday July 14, 2013 09:44 PM

  CenturyLink DSL: click a link, wait a century

Monday July 15, 2013 02:26 PM

  Somewhere over the weekend I lost the Dharma Initiative pin from my bike bag. Hope it wasn't one of those Seattle reprobates took it

Monday July 15, 2013 04:38 PM

  @socialretard Yeah, the Mikkeller bar will be spendy, but you have to go find out about it for us

Monday July 15, 2013 06:57 PM

  Earlier in Waterfront Park: scruffy woman pulling panty band out with one hand, aiming bubbler water into panties with other hand

Monday July 15, 2013 07:55 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker It didn't get *that* hot today. But she looked like she might need a little freshen up

Tuesday July 16, 2013 03:13 PM

  @BeerGraphs Well, I got 1 email from Ryan on 6/25, responded to it within the hour, haven't heard back from him

Tuesday July 16, 2013 03:19 PM

  @BeerGraphs I haven't seen anything from him in my spam either. I think Edward Snowden is intercepting our emails

Wednesday July 17, 2013 12:06 PM

  @BeerGraphs Still nothing from Ryan; emailed him again yesterday. Why don't you try emailing me yourself?

Thursday July 18, 2013 12:10 PM

  Rubber band bracelets are a good look

Thursday July 18, 2013 09:18 PM

  Elysian Space Dust is pretty damn tasty. Holds its own with big boys like Sculpin and Hop Venom. At Apex for Dave's birthday

Friday July 19, 2013 12:29 PM

  Sometimes you have to cite the age of the universe to explain why a customer will never encounter the crash your QA person found

Friday July 19, 2013 05:48 PM

  Mustaches are starting to droop at the PIB

Sunday July 21, 2013 02:18 PM

  Can anyone give me some example prices for growler fills at the Tin Bucket? Haven't made it there myself. Yelp says avg. $10. Any lower?

Sunday July 21, 2013 02:37 PM

  @mmcooljam You just blew my mind

Sunday July 21, 2013 02:54 PM

  @mmcooljam Remember any other specific prices?

Sunday July 21, 2013 06:16 PM

  @mmcooljam They didn't have Pabst, I think you were yanking my chain

Monday July 22, 2013 12:06 PM

  RT @Beervana: It's an annual tradition: Oregon Brewers Fest by the numbers. See what the trends are this year:…

Tuesday July 23, 2013 09:05 PM

  RT @socialretard: .@MikkellerBarSF is great if you like $8 beers & douchebags. if @reneebrincks wasn't here, I wouldn't be thinking of havi…

Tuesday July 23, 2013 09:06 PM

  @socialretard Sounds like $32 down the drain

Tuesday July 23, 2013 09:22 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard Fucking Danish Reubens what's up with that?

Tuesday July 23, 2013 09:32 PM

  I remembered everyone's name tonight. Which might not be a big deal to you but it's a huge triumph for me

Wednesday July 24, 2013 12:49 PM

  First #OBF impressions: still some free gravity-poured Stumptown Tart at the stage; love the new layout with open space by the South taps

Wednesday July 24, 2013 12:57 PM

  Don't start that 'woooo'ing you idiots #OBF #toosoon

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:02 PM

  How did Deschutes get two slots at #OBF? #bloodyfavoritism

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:05 PM

  Stone's IPA is indeed delicious at #OBF. Not 116 IBUs, more like 95 or 96. Nice notes of hop pollen and tropical fruit

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:07 PM

  India Pale Lagers are so 2013 #OBF

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:12 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I prefer brewer beard on my popcorn

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:12 PM

  It's 3-ounce pours, make sure they get it to the line, dammit #OBF

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:23 PM

  RT @Grotusque: @itspubnight when I'm President, you will legally be able to kick those people in the junk.

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:24 PM

  @pdxbeermaven good point

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:27 PM

  Two beers I liked MUCH more than I expected at #OBF: Speakeasy Tallulah and Boulder Pump up the Jam

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:38 PM

  Here's an #OBF tip for the ladies: you can glance right into the Standing Room Only urinals as you wash your hands

Wednesday July 24, 2013 01:53 PM

  I may be losing my edge... Another tasty girl beer at #OBF is Mt. Shasta Skip and go Naked (strawberry and ginger)

Wednesday July 24, 2013 02:23 PM


Wednesday July 24, 2013 02:29 PM

  So who wants me to post a closeup photo of John Maiers' beard?

Wednesday July 24, 2013 02:44 PM

  Saved @taplister from starvation by buying some wooden nickels from him

Wednesday July 24, 2013 02:51 PM

  #OBF merch: t-shirts, pennants, blankets, and limited-edition bathrobes

Wednesday July 24, 2013 03:14 PM

  @Beervana How did you like Occidental's Dortmunder?

Wednesday July 24, 2013 03:38 PM

  @beervanabuzz Hey Pete, if I click on your Twitter profile link, I get a 404. Might want to change it to www, or fix the forwarding

Wednesday July 24, 2013 04:27 PM

  Ass Kissing 101: RT @99Pours: On Beer Blogging | Beer Talk on how to get retweets by breweries @Slumbrew

Thursday July 25, 2013 08:51 AM

  New blog post: First Thoughts on #OBF 2013… - Oregon Brewers Festival picks, plus the Beard that made Newport famous

Thursday July 25, 2013 10:49 AM

  RT @SudsSister: So much good beer at #OBF @blogaboutbeer! Lots of fruit beers. My favorite of them was @GiganticBrewing & Juice. Best IPA? …

Thursday July 25, 2013 12:29 PM

  Woe is me, back at #OBF

Thursday July 25, 2013 01:01 PM

  I finally have some #OBF pans! Avoid Fire Mountain (malt syrupy) and Seven Brides (spoiled milky)

Thursday July 25, 2013 01:13 PM

  #OBF retraction! I was misinformed. The Seven Brides IPA is decent, don't avoid it. Do avoid Wild River Kolsch #sorry

Thursday July 25, 2013 02:09 PM

  New hoppy picks at #OBF: Oakshire 26: delish floral hops; Heathen IPA: tongue scraper from the Couve

Thursday July 25, 2013 03:40 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: The New School's Guide to the @OregonBrewFest with Top 5 beer picks from @yaeger @itspubnight @samuraiartist

Thursday July 25, 2013 05:54 PM

  RT @socialretard: Blind Pig doesn't taste as good when it's $7 a pint and you have to listen to smug nerds name dropping the "rare" beers t…

Thursday July 25, 2013 07:03 PM

  Few yards north of the #OBF there's an impromptu Oregon Weed Festival

Friday July 26, 2013 09:55 AM

  I updated my #OBF blog post from yesterday with 4 more picks and 3 beers to avoid:… Have fun! Some great beers there

Friday July 26, 2013 09:57 AM

  Pea IPA RT: @beerinator Has anyone invented the Sweet IPA yet? Oatmeal IPA? Because we need more beer style names that have IPA in them.

Friday July 26, 2013 09:59 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: The New School's Picks for the 2013 Oregon Brewers Fest… #ocbm #ob32013 #pdxbeergeeks #inpdx

Friday July 26, 2013 10:27 AM

  The ladies of the household have decided many David Bowie song titles would make good fragrance names. But not all

Friday July 26, 2013 10:47 AM

  Don't dress like a Hare Krishna at the airport (tip for non-Hare Krishnas)

Friday July 26, 2013 08:46 PM

  When did Spirit of 77 close?

Saturday July 27, 2013 02:41 PM

  Cummerbunds $1 #fb

Sunday July 28, 2013 11:43 AM

  OH on #SundayParkways: Catch Uncle Grandpa! #LifeImitatesRenAndStimpy

Monday July 29, 2013 03:36 PM

  Wow, the gym's canned version of Fight for your Right to Party cuts the "porno mag" line. #lame #censorship #forgotMyHeadphones

Tuesday July 30, 2013 01:36 PM

  @Beervana @lucyburningham No that place actually has a great pub atmosphere. Went there for the first time Sunday.

Tuesday July 30, 2013 07:16 PM

  The Yelp reviews of Luce are a nauseating mix of overweening pretense and gum-chewing ignorance, nothing in between…

Wednesday July 31, 2013 10:05 AM

  As Star Trek spinoffs go, Orange is the New Black is pretty good. When do we find out why Capt. Janeway is in 21st century women's prison?

Close July 2013

August 2013
Thursday August 01, 2013 01:37 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I guess you're a big fan of Talk Like a Pirate Day

Thursday August 01, 2013 01:38 PM

  RT @ajds: I just read an @amazon review that gave only 1 star because the guy lost the item.

Saturday August 03, 2013 09:43 PM

  Worm salt at Xico. My latest invertebrate taste obsession. Superceding last night's jellyfish #fb

Sunday August 04, 2013 05:02 PM

  @plusruss The jellyfish was in shredded in a soy/sesame salad. Don't think it was pickled. Japanese place

Monday August 05, 2013 08:37 PM

  Be spewcific

Wednesday August 07, 2013 07:44 PM

  RT @socialretard: overheard from my 4 and a half year old niece on her first Seattle visit: "there are too many Starbucks here."

Thursday August 08, 2013 12:00 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Guess I'll have to

Friday August 09, 2013 10:32 AM

  @Beervana Oh, now you've done it

Friday August 09, 2013 12:05 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @Beervana @TheBeerWench @Fuggled What's @Klout?

Friday August 09, 2013 12:15 PM

  @Beervana @agoodbeerblog @GrowlerFills What about gueuze? You mention it in your post, but you didn't say if the same restriction applies

Saturday August 10, 2013 01:21 PM

  @socialretard Old people are so full of wisdom

Wednesday August 14, 2013 08:45 AM

  Hot breakfast FAIL! Sen Yei opening late because of repairs; Blue Pig closed Wednesdays

Wednesday August 14, 2013 07:35 PM

  OH at Edgefield: I hit the sweet spot at the Honey Buckets

Thursday August 15, 2013 10:13 PM

  Coconut is the new hops

Friday August 16, 2013 05:33 PM

  Nerd quitting time <insert joke about Moore's law here>

Saturday August 17, 2013 12:02 PM

  When you've got a chainsaw, everything's a log

Sunday August 18, 2013 08:14 PM

  Good time at Moon and Sixpence celebrating @HumuloneRed's birthday, young infant that he is

Monday August 19, 2013 01:41 PM

  You mean "less", right? RT @BeerGraphs: more of this RT @j1powel1: beer chiller at Henry's in Portland

Monday August 19, 2013 05:52 PM

  @Bretbloomquist Profile pic will make people think you're for real

Monday August 19, 2013 08:22 PM

  Always fun to hear someone walking down the street while tearing someone a new one over the phone

Tuesday August 20, 2013 11:59 AM

  RT @LuckyLabPDX: Join us August 27th for our annual Hop Harvest Party on the patio at the Hawthorne Pub. The picking starts at 4 p.m! http:…

Tuesday August 20, 2013 09:01 PM

  Dirty fries are the new nachos

Wednesday August 21, 2013 10:12 AM

  Attention, attention-seeker seekers. No wait... Attention, seekers of attention seekers. Ugh. Anyway, they're on twitter

Thursday August 22, 2013 01:16 PM

  @SudsSister Hmm... I didn't know Spints closed.

Thursday August 22, 2013 01:21 PM

  @AGSHender @SudsSister It had its bad hair days, but sometimes it really hit the spot. Great atmosphere

Sunday August 25, 2013 03:09 PM

  The rock trio is forcing out the weak hands at the Lagunitas Taproom. The Rye Whiskey Capuccino Stout is strengthening my hand

Monday August 26, 2013 05:03 PM

  Berkeley parking department getting rich off of us as we keep feeding meters then jumping ship right away

Tuesday August 27, 2013 11:39 AM

  My daughters love watching the Food Network on hotel TVs. Guy Fieri is like a fifth wheel on this vacation

Tuesday August 27, 2013 05:17 PM

  Missing the Lucky Lab Hop Harvest, first time in years, but got a surprise first fresh hop of the year at Social Kitchen in SF. Well done!

Friday August 30, 2013 10:37 AM

  RT @LostOregon: Beer + History for the win! @itspubnight's excellent Google map of historic PDX breweries:…

Friday August 30, 2013 04:24 PM

  Slicing open a knuckle is never great; slicing it on the galvanized latch of a Hwy 101 gas station bathroom door seems especially nasty

Friday August 30, 2013 06:12 PM

  Family unfolds paper map at suburban pizza place, asks waitress "Where are we?" - We might as well have had cones for heads #fb

Friday August 30, 2013 10:19 PM

  Great late dinner at the Sierra Nevada Taproom, despite their abuse of the term "fresh hop". Narwhal and Beer Camp Imperial Red stood out

Saturday August 31, 2013 03:51 PM

  Surprising off day at Standing Stone in Ashland - weird Dbl IPA (acetone? or just unusual hops?) and Pale. Food not much better

Close August 2013

September 2013
Tuesday September 03, 2013 12:26 PM

  Giant ship named Global Sentinel tied up at the Portland waterfront. Feel safer, world?

Tuesday September 03, 2013 12:43 PM

  @DaveKnowsPDX Likely story

Tuesday September 03, 2013 01:07 PM

  Grrr.... Lots of talk about "wet hop" beers, more than in years past, it feels like. They're not wet, they just haven't been dried!

Tuesday September 03, 2013 04:25 PM

  @SudsSister Safeway already has Narwhal? I thought I was cool bringing a 4-pack from Chico

Wednesday September 04, 2013 11:00 AM

  RT @turbodog: WTF!?! Who cuts down a sapling to steal a crappy bike?

Wednesday September 04, 2013 11:03 AM

  RT @Netherlanders: Back to school.

Wednesday September 04, 2013 06:10 PM

  @jwall4 @hopsandgrain Grrr.... has someone been wetting the fresh hops again?…

Thursday September 05, 2013 10:27 AM

  @jwall4 @karbachbrewing Every year I swear I will make a bot to correct "wet hop" tweets to "fresh hop". Maybe you are that bot, Jason

Friday September 06, 2013 04:23 PM

  RT @TracyTThomas: Had first #freshhop beer of the season @DeschutesPDXPub - Fresh Hop King Cone. I didn't detect aroma, hops have almost gr…

Friday September 06, 2013 04:25 PM

  RT @Widmer_Brothers: Who's ready for #Oktoberfest? Our 9th Annual block party starts tonight. Prost!… #pdx #beer #Ok

Friday September 06, 2013 04:29 PM

  @BeaverStateBeer Oh man, I hadn't even pondered that. Whoa, now I see Fresh Hop Workhorse @thebeermongers. Season snuck up on me

Friday September 06, 2013 04:30 PM

  RT @TheHopfather: First of the season & it's delicious — Drinking a Fresh Hop Workhorse by @laurelwood1 at @thebeermongers

Friday September 06, 2013 05:01 PM

  @Beervana @BeaverStateBeer Beer pressure!

Saturday September 07, 2013 08:54 PM

  Good time at Widmer Oktoberfest. Now a very interesting Fresh Hop Cider at Saraveza

Saturday September 07, 2013 09:26 PM

  This Upright Smoked At tastes too much like Skoal. In fairness the Late Harvest is tasty this year

Tuesday September 10, 2013 04:53 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker What kind of pitchers do they have you piss into?

Tuesday September 10, 2013 05:03 PM

  RT @Beervana: Great video from @HopworksBeer about the hop harvest and their new fresh hop beer.… #GoschieFarms

Wednesday September 11, 2013 08:26 AM

  @Portland_Beer It's ridiculously out of date, misses Tin Pail, 39th Street, Imperial, Gigantic, Breakside, etc. I should recruit updaters

Wednesday September 11, 2013 02:57 PM

  RT @Portland_Beer: @beeroclark: @HOTLIPSpizza has one of the best everyday 8-10 pm #Growler fill prices I've found: $7. Good pizza too. htt…

Wednesday September 11, 2013 06:37 PM

  RT @mrzarquon: In a mustache themed bar in Austin. And the decemberists came on after mumford&sons. Are they trying too hard or just enough?

Thursday September 12, 2013 10:58 AM

  New post on It's Pub Night: Help Keep the Portland Growler Price Map Up-to-Date!… - Businesses, customers, plz help!

Thursday September 12, 2013 11:54 AM

  @halfbipolar @Beervana Yeah, but at Sierra Nevada, if it isn't called "Wet Hop", the hops have been dried.

Thursday September 12, 2013 11:54 AM

  @Beervana Glad you're compiling that list, by the way!

Thursday September 12, 2013 03:25 PM

  Inane and loud Ron Paul convo at Deschutes: "People in other countries say 'I want him for OUR president'. The dude is legit, man."

Thursday September 12, 2013 03:26 PM

  I was looking forward to my first Oregon fresh hop pint of the year, but I had to flee

Thursday September 12, 2013 04:48 PM

  @mmcooljam Post your recipe somewhere?

Thursday September 12, 2013 04:50 PM

  @TracyTThomas Thanks! Might have to give it a try

Thursday September 12, 2013 05:07 PM

  Prediction: Many Pumpkin beers this fall will be called "Draft Punk"

Thursday September 12, 2013 05:08 PM

  @mmcooljam Thanks, man!

Thursday September 12, 2013 08:48 PM

  RT @ILoveBeerBlog: Hey everyone, I'm back in the #craftbeer writing game! This is my first column for the @SAcurrent:…

Thursday September 12, 2013 08:49 PM

  @SnobRitch She probably drank a bottle of Utopia earlier

Friday September 13, 2013 10:40 AM

  Scary/awesome hemmorrhoid-cure spam email I got from India today

Friday September 13, 2013 05:08 PM

  I usually unfollow people whose account gets hacked, eSPECIALLy on Unfollow Friday. But @LuckyLabPDX? Might get a pass... Maybe

Friday September 13, 2013 09:23 PM

  I'm holding out for the director's cut of Turkish Star Wars

Saturday September 14, 2013 04:13 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Did you point them to the It's Pub Night post on Portland vs. San Francisco?

Sunday September 15, 2013 12:32 PM

  You call that a thunderstorm?

Sunday September 15, 2013 12:50 PM

  @TracyTThomas Tell him he can come out from under the bed now

Sunday September 15, 2013 12:52 PM

  @JfwellsPDX I would try Vinopolis. A friend of mine found them very accomodating

Sunday September 15, 2013 05:00 PM

  Hooray! First PDX fresh hop beers I've had this year, and they're brilliant: Laurelwood FH Red and Shane's Pale

Monday September 16, 2013 10:23 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: STOP saying wet hop when you mean fresh hop by @itspubnight

Monday September 16, 2013 10:24 AM

  Stop it! RT @AllOverBeer No RT @newschoolbeer: STOP saying wet hop when you mean fresh hop by @itspubnight

Monday September 16, 2013 01:17 PM

  @AllOverBeer It's fun to argue.... But I do think it leaves room to mislead people with respect to what "fresh" is

Monday September 16, 2013 01:18 PM

  @Notteham @AllOverBeer But it also confuses people who are expert at such beers! (There's an anecdote in the post.)

Tuesday September 17, 2013 10:05 AM

  Oh Sunnyvale... You can't call it a Vietnamese sandwich with no jalapenoes on it. Though the mayo and single long hair were nice touches

Wednesday September 18, 2013 10:05 AM

  @ninaponthemic Argh! you're wandering my neighborhood the week I'm out of town! Are you playing any gigs while you and @natoism are in PDX?

Thursday September 19, 2013 08:26 PM

  Last night in Sunnyvale, nightclub blue lasers. Tonight in Mountain View, parked firetruck red lights #siliconvalleymoodlighting

Friday September 20, 2013 03:24 PM

  Looking forward to this RT @Notteham Put together a big piece on fresh hop #beer for next week. Fresh hop/wet hop addressed

Friday September 20, 2013 06:29 PM

  Rookie mistake: eating&drinking at the Ruby Tuesday at the San Jose airport #iforgot

Saturday September 21, 2013 11:39 AM

  Hmm, looks like @ohophouse's website has been hacked with vi agra links? cc: @Taplister

Sunday September 22, 2013 05:07 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I thought I was behind this year, but I've tried 6 #freshhop beers already. @TracyTThomas puts us both to shame

Sunday September 22, 2013 05:15 PM

  @ConOat I agree to a point, but farm subsidies are ALL politics. And food stamps are a relatively efficient anti-poverty tool

Sunday September 22, 2013 05:17 PM

  @ConOat At least we agree on their efficiency!

Sunday September 22, 2013 07:19 PM

  Cool bicycle trailer hitch

Sunday September 22, 2013 10:16 PM

  Hennepin for $6.20 at QFC burnside

Monday September 23, 2013 01:33 PM

  Why have the oldies radio stations added the Romantics "Talking in Your Sleep" so heavily this year? "What I Like About You" is much better

Monday September 23, 2013 02:26 PM

  Growler Price Map updates: recently added @TinBucketPDX, @pintsbrewing, @ConcordiaAle, 39th Mini Mart, etc.…

Monday September 23, 2013 02:39 PM

  @TracyTThomas @SamuraiArtist So Tracy, can you write a guest column with your fresh-hop rankings?

Monday September 23, 2013 03:45 PM

  @LuckyLabPDX Hey when is the Mutt coming out?

Monday September 23, 2013 09:34 PM

  @JfwellsPDX @UptownMarketPDX Get me the deets (the list at the bottom of…), and I'll gleefully add it

Tuesday September 24, 2013 12:32 PM

  Once again the human barometer steps outside and starts the rain

Tuesday September 24, 2013 01:22 PM

  Fresh Hop Mirror Pond, how do I love thee?

Tuesday September 24, 2013 01:24 PM


Tuesday September 24, 2013 05:10 PM

  A meeting is really scary when the craziest guy at the company is making the most sense of anyone at the meeting

Tuesday September 24, 2013 06:06 PM

  @mmcooljam "catty" (meaning cat pee) has been an adjective in the Beer Review Generator for years…

Tuesday September 24, 2013 06:43 PM

  @JesseRad @mmcooljam No diapers, but hamster cage, barnyard, and split pea soup all made the cut

Tuesday September 24, 2013 09:49 PM

  RT @mrzarquon: I have found the quietest karaoke bar

Wednesday September 25, 2013 07:49 AM

  @roadtrips4beer Thought I showed it to you when you were in Portland for BBC11. Anyway, spread the word!

Wednesday September 25, 2013 09:04 AM

  New blog post: Portland Beer Price Index: Autumn 2013…

Wednesday September 25, 2013 11:15 AM

  Is Dave @hairofthedog's Fresh Hop beer?

Wednesday September 25, 2013 01:19 PM

  I feel a rant coming on about beer served too cold @NewSchoolBeer

Wednesday September 25, 2013 01:22 PM

  @richardmiller Is it just me, or are beer temperatures dropping all over town?

Wednesday September 25, 2013 01:49 PM

  Mixed messages

Wednesday September 25, 2013 01:57 PM

  @AGSHender Just realized I "old-man replied" to this yesterday with a simple unaddressed "Yep". Hope you got it

Wednesday September 25, 2013 03:24 PM

  Got a marketing email from VRBO, subject: "Dream Vacations in the Palm of Your Hand". Better title would be: "Broke? Take a Masturcation"

Wednesday September 25, 2013 05:18 PM

  @ninaponthemic Hope you're having a great time in our little burg! Better weather today at least

Thursday September 26, 2013 07:25 AM

  RT @NightValeRadio: Cat got your tongue? Also your eyes? Cat collecting your teeth & hair & skin? The rewards of pet ownership are not with…

Thursday September 26, 2013 10:10 AM

  RT @duckyd: Dear PDX drivers: when I gesture "hang up the phone", it's not just because you're using your cell. It's also because your driv…

Thursday September 26, 2013 11:14 AM

  @jwall4 @liquidaustin @AustinBeerworks @hopsandgrain @blackstarcoop Stop saying "wet hop" instead of "fresh hop"!…

Thursday September 26, 2013 12:27 PM

  @liquidaustin @hopsandgrain @jwall4 @AustinBeerworks @blackstarcoop Both terms work, EXCEPT some call dried hops "fresh". That's the problem

Thursday September 26, 2013 12:43 PM

  @liquidaustin @jwall4 Exactly. By saying "wet", Sierra Nevada (for 1) thinks they can call recently dried hops "fresh"

Thursday September 26, 2013 12:48 PM

  @liquidaustin @jwall4 The label of SN Celebration says "A Fresh Hop Beer". Insanity. That's why some of us push back on the term "wet"

Thursday September 26, 2013 12:56 PM

  @hopsandgrain @liquidaustin @jwall4 Try 7 days: "picked, dried and shipped within 7 days of the fields"…

Thursday September 26, 2013 03:12 PM

  RT @socialretard: drinking a buttery fresh hop beer at Hopfest so you don't have to. find me @brouwerscafe & I'll tell you which one if you…

Thursday September 26, 2013 03:47 PM

  @Beervana Q3 actually :-) Time flies

Friday September 27, 2013 09:43 AM

  @Notteham @SamuraiArtist A commenter on @Beervana last year claims 1995 for Grant's:…

Friday September 27, 2013 09:46 AM

  @Notteham @SamuraiArtist That @Beervana post is a good read; links to a M. Jackson article from 1993 which must allude to Grant's or SN

Friday September 27, 2013 10:00 AM

  @Notteham @SamuraiArtist 1997 link that mentions brewing Harvest Ale with "green hops" (not wet):…

Friday September 27, 2013 10:26 AM

  @Notteham Picture of the first Sierra Nevada Harvest Ale bottle <drumroll...> "Fresh Hop Ale", not "wet"!…

Friday September 27, 2013 10:29 AM

  Here's the smoking gun. @SierraNevada's first bottling of Harvest Ale calls it "Fresh Hop", not "Wet Hop":…

Friday September 27, 2013 12:47 PM

  Mini fresh hop fest at the Deschutes pub. Hop Trip nearly as good as FH Mirror Pond; Chasin Freshies better this year; FH Cream Ale nice

Friday September 27, 2013 01:36 PM

  RT @kscaldef: video conference goat rodeo

Friday September 27, 2013 01:47 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: Rain or shine, plenty of coverage for @HRHopsFest tomorrow

Friday September 27, 2013 03:04 PM

  I should go home while it's not raining, shouldn't I?

Friday September 27, 2013 04:43 PM

  @JfwellsPDX No, the FH Oktoberfest was off today

Saturday September 28, 2013 09:34 AM

  RT @BREWPUBLIC: Hey friends, stop by @CommonsBrewery today 2-6pm + pick up a copy of @beervanabuzz's new book about Portland Beer. http://t…

Saturday September 28, 2013 09:35 AM

  RT @TracyTThomas: 'twas the night before #hrhops13 fest and I've tried 20 #freshhop beers. Favorites so far: Mirror Pond, Burnside Prime Me…

Saturday September 28, 2013 11:56 AM

  Early faves at #hrhops13: Oakshire, Breakside Moist, DM Killer Green, Ninkasi Crystallation. Avoid: 10 Barrel, Migration

Saturday September 28, 2013 12:03 PM

  #hrhops13 @SnobRitch was right: Gigantic Fn Legit Simcoe Fresh Hop is one of the year's best

Saturday September 28, 2013 12:52 PM

  Must tries at #hrhops13: Solera Chubby Bunny (100% fresh hop Vernon offspring), Humble not-quite-Belgian-IPA (intriguing hybrid)

Saturday September 28, 2013 01:20 PM

  Surprised to like Double Mtn Killer Green better than Killer Red this year.... Except! Simcoe dry-hopped Killer Red at the pub is awesome

Saturday September 28, 2013 02:22 PM

  @TracyTThomas The 10 Barrel was drinkable but too much diacetyl; I was surprised at the Killer Green/Red switch

Saturday September 28, 2013 02:46 PM

  More #hrhops13 picks: Barley Browns Pallet Jack (you knew that), and Big Horse Strictly Rude

Saturday September 28, 2013 03:00 PM

  Freshhopsgebot #hrhops13

Saturday September 28, 2013 03:46 PM

  Couple pretty good surprises at #hrhops13: Widmer Bring the Broom and Worthy Session IPA

Monday September 30, 2013 08:25 AM

  Why is Oregon beer more expensive in Oregon than (say) Minnesota? It's Pub Night commenters:……

Monday September 30, 2013 08:46 AM

  RT @DaveKnowsPDX: @itspubnight Not kidding: I've mostly switched to whiskey because $10/6-pack for craft beer is absurd. Still buy beer out…

Monday September 30, 2013 08:50 AM

  @99Pours You're having a big morning! That's a lot of beer before 9 AM, rain got you down?

Monday September 30, 2013 11:15 AM

  This slash on my left thumb makes me realize how many things I need that particular digit for

Monday September 30, 2013 01:00 PM

  Grrr... There was an actual icicle on my pint glass #toocold

Monday September 30, 2013 01:22 PM

  @NewSchoolBeer I'll shoot for the 2nd Tuesday if that's OK. Wish I'd taken a picture instead of savagely flicking the ice away

Close September 2013

October 2013
Tuesday October 01, 2013 08:01 AM

  RT @BREWPUBLIC: Dave Selden of @33BooksCo Fame Unveils: The United States of Beer: A Tasting Map --> #33beers

Tuesday October 01, 2013 08:03 AM

  RT @acseger: Still can't figure out if us Peace Corps Volunteers are essential federal employees or just a rounding error somewhere.

Tuesday October 01, 2013 01:57 PM

  Sky's a weird color

Tuesday October 01, 2013 02:06 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @ConOat No, I liked Killer Green better this year (last two years the Red was better)

Tuesday October 01, 2013 04:56 PM

  RT @LuckyLabPDX: Thanks to all the people who came out to the Hop Harvest party last month, we've got The Mutt at all four pubs today: http…

Tuesday October 01, 2013 05:16 PM

  Added @theHopandVine to the Portland Growler Price Map, thanks to @lucyburningham for the update!…

Wednesday October 02, 2013 12:24 AM

  I take back what I said about cheap shows. Best show I've seen in a long time #redfang

Thursday October 03, 2013 08:25 AM

  New blog post: Fresh Hop Rankings 2013 -… - some suggestions for the PDX Fresh Hop Fest this weekend

Thursday October 03, 2013 10:43 AM

  RT @Beervana: The great mass market lager IBU collapse, documented:…

Thursday October 03, 2013 12:30 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Do not taunt me.

Thursday October 03, 2013 03:05 PM

  Local Choice in the Pearl is closing. 35% off beer today, some sweet deals. I think @joshwithpants swiped the last Killer Greens though

Thursday October 03, 2013 04:24 PM

  @Notteham Shiner for me

Friday October 04, 2013 10:55 AM

  RT @beerherejohnny: It's a fresh hop weekend in Beervana: The Beer Here for the week of Oct. 4 |

Friday October 04, 2013 10:58 AM

  @JfwellsPDX The new songs @RedFang played the other night at Doug Fir were awesome. The Leeches won't have to grow on you

Friday October 04, 2013 01:39 PM

  RT @HigginsPDX: Pork collar with horseradish ice cream for lunch

Friday October 04, 2013 01:41 PM

  @beerinator @abbyroadie4 I'm partial to #0000ff for the background. But then you might want #ff0000 for a text color

Friday October 04, 2013 03:39 PM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Our entire staff has been furloughed for the weekend. Catch you all Monday

Friday October 04, 2013 04:52 PM

  @NewSchoolBeer I will not compromise on the Freshhopsgebot

Friday October 04, 2013 05:16 PM

  @Notteham FWIW, I wish you wouldn't keep mentioning my calling out Widmer and HUB. I invest in one and am on good terms with both

Saturday October 05, 2013 05:05 PM

  @Notteham I didn't mean to chew you out, like you said I brought it up recently. Didn't occur to me to disclose about BREW, maybe I should

Saturday October 05, 2013 05:06 PM

  RT @TracyTThomas: The Mutt @LuckyLabPDX is really good this year. Nice floral taste. The best Mutt I can recall.

Sunday October 06, 2013 10:06 AM

  @martincizmar @Notteham What do we have? Just my own regrets about my ineptitude in expressing myself

Tuesday October 08, 2013 10:17 AM

  @Beervana @GrowlerFills I've never demanded 100% fresh hop beers. Tho I'm impressed when someone pulls it off like Solera '13, Breakside '12

Tuesday October 08, 2013 10:18 AM

  RT @Beeronomics: On the Evolution of Fresh Hop Beer…

Tuesday October 08, 2013 02:06 PM

  @seattlekim @beerblog Is there "wet" basil and "fresh" basil that's been dried? How about fish? Flowers?…

Tuesday October 08, 2013 02:28 PM

  RT @extramsg: Reason gloves aren't sanitary #39: Cook out front Mio Sushi Hawthorne, gloves on, smoking a cigarette.

Tuesday October 08, 2013 05:19 PM

  RT @Grotusque: Red Fang album stream too? It is a very good day.… #metal

Thursday October 10, 2013 09:24 AM

  RT @SeattleBeerNews: Fresh hop season is in full swing. Here is the list of what I've tried & liked most… Inspired by…

Thursday October 10, 2013 10:41 AM

  WTF? Neither Laurelwood nor Rogue at PDX airport have fresh hop beers? Lost chance to show them off to travelers

Thursday October 10, 2013 02:44 PM

  Damn Denver, did you have to put your airport 50 miles out of town? #gabf

Thursday October 10, 2013 05:21 PM

  Almanac has some excellent sour (but not too) beers: No. 3, No. 4, Flanders Red. But avoid the acetoney pumpkin barleywine #gabf

Thursday October 10, 2013 05:39 PM

  First #freshhop of #gabf: Paonia Wet Hop from Santa Fe NM. Well done

Thursday October 10, 2013 05:42 PM

  Paonia Fresh Hop is brewed by Blue Corn Brewery #gabf

Thursday October 10, 2013 05:53 PM

  Holy crap! The "Beer and Food Pavillion" at #gabf doesn't serve food!!!

Thursday October 10, 2013 05:54 PM

  @TracyTThomas I gave them a hard time about the name

Thursday October 10, 2013 06:28 PM

  Finally found the lame but workable food in the #gabf Brewpub section. Hanging with @socialretard there

Thursday October 10, 2013 07:35 PM

  More #freshhop beers at #gabf: Fatheads has two (Hop Stalker best) and nice beer from CO's City Star

Thursday October 10, 2013 07:37 PM

  Best #gabf beer so far: (512) Whiskey Barrel Dbl Pecan Porter

Thursday October 10, 2013 08:40 PM

  Some perverted people at #gabf seek out the worst tasting beers #truestory

Thursday October 10, 2013 10:20 PM

  Ska #freshhop Hoperation Ivy lacks the green flavor

Thursday October 10, 2013 11:55 PM

  Fernet porter is as stupidly great as it sounds

Friday October 11, 2013 12:41 AM

  RT @ithinkaboutbeer: a4 - I'll take a chilled glass. If it's been chilled via a glass rinser. #BeerChat

Friday October 11, 2013 07:47 AM

  Quick and easy way to take notes on the 1-ounce pours you're getting at #gabf - The Beer Review Generator:…

Friday October 11, 2013 11:39 AM

  @socialretard More Google glasses at each media event today

Friday October 11, 2013 11:46 AM

  @beerinator The Beard and Lanyard would be a great pub name

Friday October 11, 2013 12:47 PM

  RT @BeerGraphs: Anybody at #GABF? Give us an update!

Friday October 11, 2013 01:04 PM

  Shocking statistic from #gabf media lunch: by 2025 all beer writers will be women

Friday October 11, 2013 02:31 PM

  Colorado breweries love Oregon brewing equipment.

Friday October 11, 2013 03:22 PM

  Touring Denver's heavy-metal brewpub. What's that? Oh yeah, I mean Denver's _second_ heavy-metal brewpub.

Friday October 11, 2013 04:09 PM

  #Freshhop treasure trove at the Oregon Brewers Guild table at the back of the #gabf hall

Friday October 11, 2013 04:52 PM

  Must try #gabf beer: Grimm Brothers Gustavus. Style: "Lichtenhainer". Description: smoked Berliner Weiss

Friday October 11, 2013 05:00 PM

  @SamuraiArtist well how is the lobster beer? BTW French press Randalls at High Hops (sect. R)

Friday October 11, 2013 05:10 PM

  Smokin' Poles is a pretty good name for a Gratzer #gabf. Tastes good too

Friday October 11, 2013 05:13 PM

  Who the Hell would bring a fully loaded hot dog into a beer fest bathroom?

Friday October 11, 2013 05:20 PM

  @socialretard Some friends of yours?

Friday October 11, 2013 06:29 PM

  Porta-potties in dark corners of beer festivals must be hell for red-green colorblind guys

Friday October 11, 2013 08:47 PM

  Elevation Fresh Hop Imperial Red and bacon peanut brittle at Lucky Pie. Not much fresh hops but still a tasty beer

Friday October 11, 2013 09:07 PM

  How are those nasty Delaware beers treating you guys at Falling Rock? #gabf

Friday October 11, 2013 09:39 PM

  Earlier I was at Denver's second heavy-metal themed brewpub. Now I've made it to the first. But they're out of Prehistoric Dog. #fb

Saturday October 12, 2013 01:00 AM

  Oh man, after so much beer, my cheeks are red, my ears are red, my eyes are red. I'm afraid to look at the other parts of my body

Saturday October 12, 2013 10:17 AM

  Yay! Old Town Brewing takes Fresh Hop gold, Barley Browns the bronze #gabf. Wonder who will win the Wet Hop category

Saturday October 12, 2013 10:37 AM

  Free advice to brewers: name your amber-colored lagers after the month of November. October has been done to death

Saturday October 12, 2013 03:21 PM

  I'm sitting in the bar owned by the man Portland's lamebrained daily newspaper calls "the Governor of Beervana"

Saturday October 12, 2013 05:31 PM

  OH earlier at #gabf: "There aren't a lot of vaginas walking around here"

Saturday October 12, 2013 07:17 PM

  Enjoying some cask ales at Hogshead in Denver based on @SudsSister's recommendation. Stout is killer

Saturday October 12, 2013 07:24 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I can tell when you're yanking my chain, you know

Saturday October 12, 2013 07:45 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker I would say I'm honored but I don't want you to think I'm being a prick. I probably just owe you a manly hug

Saturday October 12, 2013 08:13 PM

  We've done a couple Metal breweries in Denver. Strange Brewing has a decent bluegrass band in the brewery

Saturday October 12, 2013 08:39 PM

  Strange Brewing has one of the best Colorado #freshhop beers: dry-hopped IPAphany IPA

Saturday October 12, 2013 09:32 PM

  Trying to get to another brewery but the cab had an old lady accelerate in reverse into him #trippy

Saturday October 12, 2013 10:11 PM

  I'm not a good sports fan, but when Bob Stoops is frowning I'm smiling

Saturday October 12, 2013 11:09 PM

  Falling Rock is so crowded I had to elbow past four bronze medals, two silvers, and a gold just to get a beer

Sunday October 13, 2013 12:55 AM

  Pissed on Coors Field

Sunday October 13, 2013 01:48 AM

  RT @socialretard: having a great time for the most part, but Denver in October really is ground zero for the beer douche apocalypse.

Sunday October 13, 2013 02:04 AM

  Thanks @hollyemerywalen for this picture of @SamuraiArtist and me with the generous @BeerAdvocate at Falling Rock:

Sunday October 13, 2013 02:06 AM

  @16TonsBeer That was a blast, see you in Oregon sometime!

Sunday October 13, 2013 10:17 AM

  Broncos fans at hotel discussing a tampon scheme for sneaking booze into a game. "Doesn't work if you're all guys." "I get nosebleeds!"

Sunday October 13, 2013 01:05 PM

  Really enjoyed The Cheeky Monk with @hollyemerywalen and @SamuraiArtist. @beervana might cavil at house beer name Three Cheeks to the Wind

Sunday October 13, 2013 02:49 PM

  Avery's fresh-hopped Pale Ale is solid but could use more green flavor. On the other hand, the Uberschwein is truly Uber

Sunday October 13, 2013 04:16 PM

  BREAKING: Scandal in @nabwg: award-winner @yaeger no longer a North American beer writer. Sources say his expulsion is imminent

Sunday October 13, 2013 04:20 PM

  Excellent find in Boulder: BRU Handbuilt Ales and Eats. 5-month-old food-friendly brewery with interesting fruit and spice additions

Sunday October 13, 2013 04:44 PM

  @halfbipolar I'm just spewing word salad at this point. Fresh word salad

Sunday October 13, 2013 05:04 PM

  @yaeger You can't make a face omelette without breaking some eggs on your face

Sunday October 13, 2013 07:53 PM

  So long, Denver. I won't miss your giant, distant airport, but I'm glad to have one last Grimm Brothers beer: a mildly smoky Oktoberfest

Sunday October 13, 2013 08:56 PM

  @hollyemerywalen I think it was called Lounge 5280. Upstairs around B32. Hope you are partying at TRVE right now

Sunday October 13, 2013 08:59 PM

  A grownup wearing a souvenir sherriff badge just got on my plane

Sunday October 13, 2013 09:11 PM

  @turbodog didn't make it to Fate. But well pleased with Avery, BRU, and Twisted Pine

Monday October 14, 2013 12:43 PM

  RT @SeattleBeerNews: Congrats to @laurelwood1 @fremontbrewing @big_al_brewing & @BainbridgeBeer for top 4 beers at Fresh Hop Throwdown: htt…

Monday October 14, 2013 12:47 PM

  @SeattleBeerNews Killer Green placed 11th?!? I think it's my favorite this year

Tuesday October 15, 2013 07:59 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Piss and Vinegar: My Beer Is Too Cold!… the latest rant from @itspubnight on @newschoolbeer

Tuesday October 15, 2013 10:37 AM

  What's with the Colorado flag? The letter "C" was the best thing they could think of to represent the state?…

Tuesday October 15, 2013 12:51 PM

  Guess it was too much to hope that @OTBrewingCo would have their GABF bronze metal #freshhop beer on tap. Porter's nice though

Tuesday October 15, 2013 03:58 PM

  @richardmiller The cold beer rant came out today:…

Wednesday October 16, 2013 10:39 AM

  @martincizmar @Notteham @TheStreet Coincidentally, @Beergraphs has a rant today against Bourbon County:…

Wednesday October 16, 2013 11:50 AM

  @GrowlerFills Hmm, that has never bothered me. I'll watch for it. Let me know if you write such a rant

Wednesday October 16, 2013 01:11 PM

  @SamuraiArtist You were bitching about Denver's 7-11 beer the other day, but at least bartenders/pourers can drink beer there

Wednesday October 16, 2013 01:21 PM

  @martincizmar @SamuraiArtist Surprised to hear such a Church Lady opinion from you, Martin

Wednesday October 16, 2013 01:37 PM

  RT @Beervana: How to make a fresh hop beer? Ask @laurelwood1 @DoubleMountain @DeschutesBeer and @GiganticBrewing. Voila!

Wednesday October 16, 2013 01:38 PM

  Just remembered that Deschutes didn't do fresh hop River Ale this year (not that I saw). It was awesome last year

Wednesday October 16, 2013 01:43 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: tossing back beers with a Billionaire, Sam Adams founder Jim Koch and I. thx for the photo @itspubnight

Wednesday October 16, 2013 03:52 PM

  @TracyTThomas Yeah I wasn't impressed in 2012 by Chasin Freshies, but liked it this year. Great year for Hop Trip also

Thursday October 17, 2013 04:06 PM

  @BREWPUBLIC Yeah but is @CommonsBrewery going to set up a TV so @angeloregon can watch the RedSox game?

Friday October 18, 2013 11:17 AM

  The people that stand around and talk for 30 min at the gym, do they spend all day there? Takes me 75 min non-stop to get in & out

Friday October 18, 2013 11:19 AM

  Fun! RT @rojasburke: IKEA product or death metal band? You make the call. RT @mkasprzak: via @GreatDismal

Friday October 18, 2013 11:24 AM

  @Beervana Man you are all about the fresh hops this month

Friday October 18, 2013 11:27 AM

  @ConOat Some others get a damn good workout sitting on the equipment fiddling with an iPhone. Don't even need a shower after

Friday October 18, 2013 01:22 PM

  Just got invited to two surprise conference calls on a sunny Friday. My task is to stay sober through both

Friday October 18, 2013 02:55 PM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: The New School's 2013 GABF Photo Review… #gabf

Friday October 18, 2013 03:44 PM

  RT @lagunitasT: Just now I realized that for years and years I've been lying on our labels. I wrote 'Malt, hops, yeast & water' but there's…

Friday October 18, 2013 06:46 PM

  Finally got to the Burnside fresh hop beers. Prime Meridian is awesome. FH OPA is a good beer, but not so fresh

Saturday October 19, 2013 05:40 PM

  Going away party for @yaeger, some crazy beers coming out of the cellar

Saturday October 19, 2013 06:18 PM

  Awesome aged Pliny!

Saturday October 19, 2013 06:26 PM

  New beer flavor descriptor from @yaeger: hermaphroditic underwear. A melange of masculine and feminine

Tuesday October 22, 2013 07:49 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: Fresh Hop Beers at the 2013 #GABF… more fest coverage by @itspubnight

Tuesday October 22, 2013 10:27 AM

  @SamuraiArtist But why are you tweeting about "wet hops"? I didn't write about any hops that had been pissed on

Tuesday October 22, 2013 02:31 PM

  The specification for our software product is a set of iPhone pictures of things written on a whiteboard. At least it can't be edited

Tuesday October 22, 2013 05:34 PM

  @extramsg Hey! I thought this town outlawed plastic bags. UPS is letting her ship that contraband across the country?

Wednesday October 23, 2013 10:12 AM

  Guess at this point I'll skip the haircut and make it into a John Lithgow Halloween costume…

Wednesday October 23, 2013 09:58 PM

  @barleybrowns Aw... that's sweet! Was that pallet for the medal-winning batch?

Friday October 25, 2013 10:55 AM

  RT @halfbipolar: Minty Fresh Stomach = Drinking Scope!

Friday October 25, 2013 11:05 AM

  @aarongoldfarb @Esquiremag You can always automate your beer-douchery with the Beer Review Generator:…

Friday October 25, 2013 11:08 AM

  RT @barleybrowns: how we do Fresh Hop Pallet Jack

Friday October 25, 2013 11:15 AM

  RT @beerherejohnny: More Angelo fundraisers: The Beer here for the week of Oct. 25 - 31…

Tuesday October 29, 2013 03:15 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I'm wanting to try that @breaksidebrews Aged Fresh Hop also

Tuesday October 29, 2013 05:01 PM

  RT @Jeremy_Danner: This barn was built with wood we reclaimed from a bar.

Wednesday October 30, 2013 10:30 AM

  RT @NewSchoolBeer: contributor @hollyemerywalen finds "Great Beer at The Source"… @thesourcedenver @CrookedStave

Thursday October 31, 2013 10:30 AM

  If I worked at a gym, I would call in sick on Halloween

Close October 2013

November 2013
Friday November 01, 2013 09:53 AM

  The new $100 bills are freaky looking. Why did Obama do that?

Friday November 01, 2013 09:57 AM

  RT @dontdrinkbeer: 1. Mill shitty Halloween candy and mash at 147 degrees 2. Sell horrible recipe to Southern Tier 3. Profit.

Friday November 01, 2013 03:39 PM

  @SamuraiArtist @snobritch Well, how is it? Do I need to go there after work?

Monday November 04, 2013 08:09 AM

  Sour beer fans, take note: bottle share for wild ale fans:…

Tuesday November 05, 2013 04:40 PM

  RT @Beervana: When brewers and bands get together to make beer that tastes like music.… #MorePlease @Normansongs

Wednesday November 06, 2013 07:02 AM

  2014 Oregon ballot initiatives left&right: Veterinary Marijuana, Restrict Going Steady to 1 Boy & 1 Girl, Ban Genetically Modified Chlorine

Thursday November 07, 2013 08:53 AM

  Far be it from me to complain about Portland weather, but that was a pretty nasty bike ride #fb

Thursday November 07, 2013 10:28 AM

  @toenut Shoes on? Finally! Or do you have a fake ID that says you're 85?

Thursday November 07, 2013 10:30 AM

  @JesseRad Saw a couple people walking on the Hawthorne Bridge get sprayed head-to-toe by cars in puddles

Thursday November 07, 2013 10:33 AM

  RT @BREWPUBLIC: Wow, @bridgeportbrew Turns 30 Next Year with a Trilogy of New Releases --> #beervana #portlandbeer

Thursday November 07, 2013 12:32 PM

  @Notteham @CNBCBeerNews Thanks, man, we should grab a beer sometime

Thursday November 07, 2013 12:34 PM

  @Notteham @CNBCBeerNews @winbassett @D_I_N_G @leemovic @heathervandy @Beervana @beervanabuzz @SamuraiArtist I like @dontdrinkbeer's tweets

Thursday November 07, 2013 01:57 PM

  Are any cool sporting events happening today?

Thursday November 07, 2013 08:39 PM

  Nice of 442 to put Epic IPA on for the Real Salt Lake fans #nicelady

Thursday November 07, 2013 09:31 PM

  Oregon Chainsaw Massacre

Friday November 08, 2013 10:06 AM

  RT @DaveKnowsPDX: Ducks schmucks

Saturday November 09, 2013 05:24 PM

  @socialretard Don't let the douches grind you down

Saturday November 09, 2013 09:33 PM

  The cheap bottles of New Belgium Fresh Hop IPA are way better than their Trip Series Fresh Hop

Tuesday November 12, 2013 10:17 AM

  Email your parents: RT @robdelaney: Not only is today 11/12/13, but this November is the 1st month in over 400 years with SIX Saturdays

Tuesday November 12, 2013 01:40 PM

  RT @HANZELUNDGRETYL: ♫ Just Announced: Portland, OR - Feb 1 at Hawthorne Theater…

Tuesday November 12, 2013 01:50 PM

  @JfwellsPDX Sense of humor maybe? <rimshot>

Tuesday November 12, 2013 04:58 PM

  @Grotusque Kill Kill Kill

Wednesday November 13, 2013 12:43 PM

  Hmm... competition for @beermapping: @BrewTrail

Wednesday November 13, 2013 10:19 PM

  Never thought I'd be watching an Indo-Quebecois psychedelic rock band but thanks to @rojasburke here I am: Elephant Stone at Doug Fir

Thursday November 14, 2013 11:14 AM

  RT @BeerGraphs: Important! This chart of hops and the taste it imparts!

Thursday November 14, 2013 04:19 PM

  @DaveKnowsPDX This happens to me, too! And I didn't even *use* a car in Austin, just looked for one 6 months ago. @car2go

Thursday November 14, 2013 04:24 PM

  @ConOat Supply and demand? Hey, gonna get glasses with fill lines on them? #honestpints

Thursday November 14, 2013 05:14 PM

  RT @AGSHender: Ha, this guy next to me at the bar just asked the difference between a stout and a porter. What a noob! Wait…what IS the dif…

Thursday November 14, 2013 09:33 PM

  Pay attention! I'm not reading funny tweets out loud just to hear my head rattle

Friday November 15, 2013 09:51 AM

  This copy of Windows was genuine yesterday. How did it become not genuine today?

Friday November 15, 2013 12:44 PM

  @SamuraiArtist Twerk it baby

Friday November 15, 2013 01:20 PM

  RT @SamuraiArtist: if my hops got wet i would throw them out and get some fresh hops instead

Friday November 15, 2013 01:23 PM

  @yalestar I will if you will join me in avoiding Thai restaurants with puns for names

Friday November 15, 2013 01:50 PM

  RT @DaveKnowsPDX: Dave's Vehicular Assault Bread

Friday November 15, 2013 03:02 PM

  I need a life couch

Friday November 15, 2013 03:52 PM

  @JfwellsPDX I don't need coaching, I need couching

Friday November 15, 2013 03:54 PM

  @JfwellsPDX That sounds comfy

Sunday November 17, 2013 05:32 PM

  Growlers coming to Hawthorne Safeway

Monday November 18, 2013 12:31 PM

  For #ManicureMonday, don't forget to read about pairing nail polish and good beer at

Monday November 18, 2013 02:35 PM

  RT @egg_dog: i dont know what the fuss is about in america. this pee, bee, and jelly sandwich is horrible

Monday November 18, 2013 05:38 PM

  @16TonsBeer The late, lamented Showdown in Austin used to call that Happy Minutes. Though it was from 3:00-3:15

Tuesday November 19, 2013 01:16 PM

  Wait! Is Shiner distributed in Oregon again? RT @StreetcarBistro: Shiner Holiday Cheer is on, replacing Fort George Vortex

Tuesday November 19, 2013 01:38 PM

  @barrel_pdx Yee Haw!

Thursday November 21, 2013 11:00 AM

  Pearl District? check. Escalade? check. No turn signal? check. Talking on phone? check.

Friday November 22, 2013 12:56 PM

  Pizza's been done to death RT @Grotusque: Apparently there is a taco flavored beer coming. Why?

Friday November 22, 2013 03:45 PM

  PDX hard rock fans: Do not miss Monster Magnet and Royal Thunder at the Hawthorne Theater this Sunday

Friday November 22, 2013 04:43 PM

  @Grotusque They're not the same night. Tight budget?

Friday November 22, 2013 08:32 PM

  Feeling awesome because I didnt use a bag at Whole Foods so they donated ten (10) cents to kitten rescue

Saturday November 23, 2013 12:24 PM

  Random observation: the quality of Dr. Bronner's soaps has gone up noticeably in the years since Dr. Bronner's death

Sunday November 24, 2013 08:54 PM

  I like stoner rock, but stoner sound check is not much fun

Sunday November 24, 2013 10:40 PM

  Daamn 4 old school numbers at first from Monster Magnet

Monday November 25, 2013 02:09 PM

  Today was street-cleaning day on our block. Explains why tickets went on sale for @NightValeRadio live in PDX.…

Monday November 25, 2013 08:14 PM

  Won some Blazers tickets in a raffle. Section 119 is pretty sweet, I'll have fun hard time in the cheap seats after this

Wednesday November 27, 2013 02:03 PM

  Local Market location to reopen as World Foods. One of them globavore places

Friday November 29, 2013 04:44 PM

  Drinking a Mac and Jack's Cascadia at Green Dragon for @BREWUBLIC Angelo's Black Friday. Nice but Carla won with Barley Brown's Turmoil

Friday November 29, 2013 09:23 PM

  Buncha crazy @hairofthedog bottles at neighborhood partay

Close November 2013

December 2013
Monday December 02, 2013 02:13 PM

  RT @Beervana: Cost per pint if you buy the minimum package at @HolidayAle: $12. Cost if you try all 49 beers over five days: $5.64.

Wednesday December 04, 2013 08:05 PM

  @socialretard My recollection is that you need a Ph.D to use CapMetro to get between any two interesting places in less than 2 hours

Wednesday December 04, 2013 08:06 PM

  RT @socialretard: shit I've observed in Austin: the local bus fare is just $1. also, no one rides the bus.

Wednesday December 04, 2013 08:09 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard I know you're there for beer, but Barton Springs pool is worth a visit even if you don't swim

Thursday December 05, 2013 11:27 AM

  @jwall4 @UrbanBeerHiker @socialretard I have swum there many winter mornings, though I think they close it if air is below freezing

Thursday December 05, 2013 11:50 AM

  RT @mizmemmy: Overheard @Etsy "I would like a unique, handcrafted item but would like to pay Walmart prices. Why are you charging so much f…

Thursday December 05, 2013 01:43 PM

  @socialretard Man, not just a beer douche, but a beer pontiff?

Saturday December 07, 2013 02:05 PM

  At Henry Weinhard's grave

Saturday December 07, 2013 02:22 PM

  @ConOat I think he spun out of there a long time ago

Monday December 09, 2013 04:30 PM

  Two pairs of gloves didn't keep out the cold biking in today, but the desert turban was pretty good ear and face protection

Tuesday December 10, 2013 01:56 PM

  Saw a guy vandalizing some vandalism

Wednesday December 11, 2013 09:36 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @SamuraiArtist I'll try and join you for a bit. What is the route?

Thursday December 12, 2013 11:26 AM

  @extramsg Do hand farts count?…

Thursday December 12, 2013 02:13 PM

  @HenryKraemer @Stormof69 Snapsnatch

Thursday December 12, 2013 03:58 PM

  @Beervana @GiganticBrewing It is tasty, and the allusion to Everything Is Illuminated is especially beloved

Thursday December 12, 2013 09:47 PM

  I have not been listening to enough old Motley Crue lately

Friday December 13, 2013 11:48 AM

  Breakfast idea: Glazed Donut Vodka. Take that, Rogue & Voodoo!

Friday December 13, 2013 06:55 PM

  Barleywine smells bubblegummy

Saturday December 14, 2013 11:23 AM

  @beervanabuzz Here's the old breweries Google map I was telling you about:…

Saturday December 14, 2013 12:59 PM

  @beervanabuzz If you can get me addresses of missing places, I would love to add them. I hope you'll do a modern era one too ;-)

Sunday December 15, 2013 03:55 PM

  It would have been faster to scoop up the parts of the yard that WEREN'T dog crap #fb

Tuesday December 17, 2013 05:45 PM

  When a car alarm goes off, I pray that the car is really being stolen so I never have to hear that alarm again

Friday December 20, 2013 06:04 PM

  My yearly evaluation at work: "You are the swiss-knife [sic] of the company." #damningwithfaintpraise #fb

Wednesday December 25, 2013 06:00 PM

  Christmas met my expectation that no one's expectations would be met

Thursday December 26, 2013 09:35 AM

  Teenager [having seen me clean up the basement laundry room]: 'What's your endgame for the basement?'

Friday December 27, 2013 08:36 AM

  Most premium book collection at our SF airbnb, including Everything Is Illuminated (Russian translation)

Friday December 27, 2013 02:21 PM

  @UrbanBeerHiker @NewSchoolBeer I think the main difference is that @Beervana will actually write something from time to time

Saturday December 28, 2013 04:28 PM

  Rye Porter at the Beach Chalet is pretty good, really bitter. Wish the windmills would turn - what good is a still windmill?

Sunday December 29, 2013 07:43 PM

  Carla is digging the Rauch Geek Breakfast Stout at the Mikkeller Bar in SF. I'm digging everything. Frightening tap list

Monday December 30, 2013 11:44 AM

  Mown into a hillside on I80 near Vacaville: 'Occupy my ass'

Monday December 30, 2013 07:23 PM

  @hollyemerywalen @SamuraiArtist True for many things; false for others

Monday December 30, 2013 07:34 PM

  @EclipticBrewing Any plans to commemorate Jupiter's current prominence in Gemini?

Tuesday December 31, 2013 03:48 PM

  Tap list at Belmont Station is ridiculously awesome. Gotta watch myself

Tuesday December 31, 2013 03:51 PM

  @SamuraiArtist I'll try, may need it. I was just thinking of you, wish I'd nominated IPL as worst trend of 2013

Tuesday December 31, 2013 04:01 PM

  First sighting of an Oklahoma beer for sale in Oregon

Tuesday December 31, 2013 04:37 PM

  @beermusingskris I'm always the last to know. But let's find a cave soon

Tuesday December 31, 2013 09:26 PM

  @socialretard Congratulations on # 365. I was a doubter

Close December 2013

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